This is a 100 followers special. Basically how this works is I put a bunch of shorts in one story, along with some terribly taken photos.
Quick rundown, the traveller (me :D) gave Childe and Zhongli a VIP pass to the second realm she just unlocked (Cool Isle), and the couple decided to make themselves comfy... And do... Well... Whatever couples do.
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「Training」
The traveller has set up a little training spot beside the house, Tartaglia decided to use it, while Zhongli watches him train with the different weapons.
'Damn, there's so many weapons... Wonder which one shall I try out?' Childe laughs,
'I'm curious to see how you handle with a blade..' Zhongli said, taking a seat on a bench,
'Well well... You're in for a good show, malady, get yourself comfortable..' Childe winks and bows playfully,
'Childe, you are as find of jokes as ever... Please, do not refer to me that way..' Zhongli chuckles,
Childe proceeds to show off his impressive swordsmanship with Zhongli as his witness.
'So? What do you think?' Childe smirks as he puts the sword back,
'You really are adept with almost anything, Childe.' Zhongli smiles, impressed,
'Haha... I know I know, now let's head in, it's getting hotter out here..' Childe laughs,
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「Liyue Calligraphy」
Childe enters a room which looked like a Liyue designed office. He noticed Zhongli gathering something's onto the table.
'Watcha doin?' Childe smiles,
'I noticed this room has Calligraphy
tools, I want to try Liyue Calligraphy （中楷）, it's been quite some time.' Zhongli said,
'Oh.. Can I try?' Tartaglia brightens up a little,
Zhongli proceeds to pick up a calligraphy brush and did it in ink, and starts writing a simple Liyue phrase.
'This is an easy phrase, "快高长大" (kuài gāo zhâng dà). It's used for children, meaning you wish them to reach adulthood faster.' Zhongli explains,
'Hmm.... Okay... So... I just write it down? Surely it can't be THAT hard...' Childe said,
After an attempt of writing calligraphy, Childe realises that it is nowhere as good as Zhongli's,
'Its quite impressive for someone who tried it for the first time.. But you still have a long way to go.' Zhongli smiles,
'Well... One more thing to be adept with..' Childe chuckles.
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「Street Shops」
Childe looks at the stalls that are placed neatly in a line, and sighs,
'Childe? You seem quite bothered, what's wrong?' Zhongli asked,
'Nothing.. really, do you need any ingredients for dinner? I'll collect them for you..' Tartaglia smiles, Zhongli shakes his head,
'It really is a shame...' Childe muttered to himself,
'Hm?'
'It's such a shame that I can't buy them for you, and we can take them for free..'
'But.. You don't need to spend money, isn't that great?' Zhongli tilted his head,
'But... Whenever you spend my mora, you will let me fu-'
'Ajax.. Why would you think such things at a time like this?'
'I mean we're alone in this realm, I could just rail you right here and no one would know...'
Zhongli sighs, 'Let's just go inside.'
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Zhongli offers to cook today, but didn't know what Tartaglia likes so he decides to ask,
'Ajax? What would you like to eat?'
'Hmm.... So many choices... What should I choose...' Tartaglia mutters as he stands up,
He walks over to look in the shelf, 'You know what?'
'Yes?' Zhongli said,
'I think I want....' Childe walks to wards Zhongli,
'What is it?' Zhongli asked,
Suddenly, Childe digs his hands into Zhongli's pants, 'You.' he whispers into Zhongli's ear,
'Ajax. Not now, if you manage to ruin my appetite, I'm leaving you to cook, and I'm going to sleep.' Zhongli sighs, unamused by Childe's sexual joke.
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「Welp, Didn't Expect That」
It's night time, Zhongli was just getting ready to get on bed.
Suddenly, Childe pins him to the wall.
'Can I help you?' Zhongli looked back at Childe,
'Well, you can by satisfying me needs for tonight~' Childe smirks,
'....Ok.' Zhongli looks into Childe's eyes,
Childe pulls Zhongli into a passionate kiss, that kiss turned into a little make out session, Zhongli let out some.... Noises.
They were so focused on their little private session they don't even notice a little someone coming to check on them...
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「Jokes」
Childe and Zhongli looks at the sunset together on a date.
'The scenery us beautiful here...' Zhongli smiles,
'You know who else is beautiful?' Childe asked, Zhongli blushes a little,
'Who..?'
'Traveller....' Childe smiles,
'What?' Zhongli frowned,
'Nah, just messin with ya. Maybe I should teach you a few comebacks and some jokes to get back on me...' Childe laughs,
'Um... Speaking of beautiful, I met this handsome person...' Zhongli said,
'Huh? There's someone more handsome than me..?' Childe asked,
'Well.. He is from another universe... His name is Joe...'
'Joe?! Who's Joe?!'
'Joe Mama.....? I do apologize... That bard taught me this joke... And I still don't quite get the meaning...'
'Wha-' Childe was stunned by the joke, 'Um... Despite not understanding the joke, you still somehow got me, so that's a good start...'
After that, they enjoyed the sunset together again.
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Unfortunately, that is all the shots I have for now, but please do stay tuned for more, if that ever happens..! Here are two other shots I have.
I like this one but couldn't think of any story based on this.
Next one is very very sad- kind of
[MAU: Lumine.] In a nutshell...
Why does Zhongli look like he's sad when looking at me?
Why is Childe facing me instead of Zhongli when saying that?
Why do I hear the readers committing arson rn?
Ps. Sorry for the bad photography- I'm not good at this-
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Anyways... I hope you guys enjoyed this, and thank you for 100 Followers! :D
As always, sorry for any typos or grammatical errors!
Stay Safe Shippers! <3
(And happy birthday Lisa)