BAU baddies
Y/n: which one of you did it?
Derek: DID DEEZ N-👹👹
Reid: Did what Y/n?
Y/n: Hotchy boy is gonna be PISSED, minding my business: 🙈
JJ: What?
Derek: AYO??? I JUST SAW IT WHAT THE FUCK😟😟😟 THAT WASNT ME🤨
Reid: ???
Y/n: STOP THROWING PAPER BALLS AT IT JSBEJE MORGAN.
Hotch: What's going on?
Rossi: the kids are acting up again
JJ: I'm still confused?
Reid: Me too^!
Derek: THERES A DILDO STUCK TO THE CEILING 😟👹👹👹
Hotch: Oh my god.
JJ: OMG I SEE IT NOO😭
Reid: oh. I was wondering what that was
Derek: STOP😭😭 ITS TOO EARLY I CAN'T
Hotch: Morgan stop throwing paper at it
Derek: ITS JIGGLY💀
Y/n: Emily, bestie... you're awfully quiet?🤨
Emily: AM I BEING ACCUSED
Emily: HOW DARE YOU I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT A DILDO IS
Derek: 🧐 lies, definitely lies
JJ: ... no comment ...
Reid: 😟🖕🏻
Y/n: SPENCE HFJEKDJDJ 😭
Hotch: how did you even.. how did you get it up there?
Emily: I threw it lol 🙈🙈
JJ: damn that one was my fav too ngl
Derek: AYO WHAT????🤨🤨🤨
Y/n: JENNIFER 😟😟
Emily: ik I'm sorry JJ it was too funny not to
Hotch: ...besties, not in the work groupchat.
Derek: "BESTIES" LMAOO😭😭😭
Emily: I regret throwing it up there now damn :/
JJ: ^
Reid: I'm confused.
Derek: pretty boy..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Emily: GOD SHUT UP BALDIE.
Hotch: ...^
Y/n: A A RON 😭😭😭
Rossi: a a ron?
Hotch: There's no spaces?
Derek: old people smh it's called a joke 🤬🤬🤬🤬
Hotch: I'm not old fuck you.
JJ: You guys broke our superior
Emily: superior? Why you gotta say it like that😟🤨
JJ: hes our boss..?
Derek: bau daddy dilf^^ is what she meant to say
Y/n: tbf..
Garcia:
Ball of sunshine:)
Derek: dont change the subject 🤨
JJ: I like that photo
Emily: me too free porn
Derek: 😟? Dawg-
Y/n: .. em please😭
Hotch: I have no words. Speechless.
Emily: then WHY are you talking?🤨
Hotch: Because I can, shut the fuck up
Y/n: YO HOTCH???😟 WHY AGGRESSIVE??
Derek: daddy dom
Emily: EW STOP WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU😭😭
JJ: ^ fr wtf derek💀
Derek: calling it how I see it🤬🤬
Reid: that is fruity.
Hotch: Derek. I am begging you to stop.
Derek: begging? Damn so NOT a daddy dom 🧐
Emily: YOURE SICK, FIRE HIM.🤬
Derek: not you tryna get me fired under any excuse 🙄 ugh fan behavior
Garcia: CHOCOLATE THUNDER WHAT THE FUCK Ö
JJ: literally 💃🏼
Rossi: I'm uncomfortable
Y/n: second that^ not derek trying to get fired 😔
Hotch: :)
Emily: ???
Derek: HE FUCKING GAVE ME MORE PAPERWORK WHAT THE FUCK BOSSMAN🤬🤬🤬🤬🖕🏾
Emily: LMAO, L💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Y/n: morgan you deserve that ngl wtf💀💀
JJ: :/^^
Hotch: Stop being inappropriate towards me. It's unprofessional and gross.
Derek: giving me.. switch vibes 🧐
Reid: Hets, shaking my head.
Derek: [Changed 'Hotch' to 'Bau dilf']
Emily: hes gonna yell at you 💀💀
JJ: well deserved if so
Y/n: it's a little bit funny..
Derek: Y/N A REAL ONE RIDE OR DIE🤬🤬
Bau dilf: Derek. What is wrong with you?
Derek: emotionally or..?
Emily: 💀💀💀 PLEASE.
Bau dilf: [changed 'Bau dilf' to 'Hotch']
Derek: woooooww way to kill the mood 🧟♂️ arreghhhh. Booooo
Hotch: dont you have like 20 reports to do? 😒 LMAO. They won't do themselves
Emily: TWENTY OMG 😭😭
Garcia: he deserves more💀 tf
Hotch: hmm.. alright
Derek: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY DESK WHAT THE FU K🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Emily: too funny😂😂 LMAO
Reid: 👾 :)))))
Y/n: Spence lol