TEXTS
PIPER
i miss u
JJ
I'm literally on the toilet
PIPER
YOU'VE BEEN SHITTING FOR 3 HOURS
JJ
Literally the length of 2 songs
PIPER
are you listening to music while pooping? 😭
JJ
yeah, you don't do that? it's soothing
PIPER
No I check my emails while I'm pooping
JJ
liar
you spend thirty minuted just watching tiktoks
PIPER
😠
connect ur phone to the speaker
i wanna listen too
is that Alex's new single?
JJ
yeAH! It's really good
one sec
PIPER
WOO
Babe babe
JJ
yeah?
PIPER
IF YOU GO OUT TONIGHT
IM GOING OUT CUZ I
KNOW YOURE PERSUASIVE
JJ
nah, I kinda wanna sit in bed and watch pride and prejudice tonight
PIPER
sHHHHH
sing it back
JJ
YOU GET ME DIZZY OH YOU GET ME DIZZY OH
PIPER
LALALALALA
JJ
The girls? AND The BOYS?
ARE IN?
PIPER
meh I'm only interested in the girls
JJ
girls plural?
PIPER
yes, you and keira knightley
JJ
well in that case, we're good
PIPER
ARE YOU NOT DONE POOPING?
JJ
I am, I'm just really enjoying the song
PIPER
wipe your arse and get back into bed
it's cold without you
I'm gonna start the movie without you
JJ
DONT YOU DARE
PIPER
oh mr darcy is so sexy isnt he
JJ
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if harry won't release medicine, then at least alex will 🙏