LITTLE BITCHES
PIPER
!!!!!!!
ALEX
??????
PIPER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALEX
???????????????
ADRIAN
???!?!?!?!?!?????????
PIPER
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SAM
Some of are have lives and are quite too busy to deal with this
what's up?
PIPER
spoilsport
IM TRYING TO BE EXCITED
ALEX
where are you
PIPER
home why?
ALEX
just making sure ur somewhere safe
not texting and driving while being insane
SAM
WHAT ARE YOU EXCITED ABOUT!!
PIPER
before you start giving me lectures,
yes, i know I'm an idiot. Yes, I've taken all the risks into consideration. Yes, I am being careful and not rushing into things. No, I am not going to feed her lasagna until the trust is earned back.
Any questions?
ADRIAN
I-
way too many?
SAM
lasagna- what?
who's eating lasagna?
ALEX
I'm so confused
explain
PIPER
I'm going out on a date with JJ on Sunday...
and cue the lectures
ADRIAN
ARE YOU INSANE
ALEX
Piper
baby
sweetheart
love yourself
SAM
why would you do that to yourself after EVERYTHING that happened
ADRIAN
wait wait wait
ISNT SHE STILL MARRIED???
ARE YOU THE OTHER WOMAN? :O
PIPER
PIPER
JESUS CHRIST NO
I WOULD NEVER
THE WEDDING NEVER HAPPENED IDIOT
ADRIAN
oh...
ALEX
can you please stop giving us missing information and just detail the whole story from start to finish? I think we deserve as much
SAM
pretty much
PIPER
okay
yeah
well, JJ is friends with my director and Emma invited her over to the set and she came and she brought a dozen donuts and SHIT I FORGOT MY DONUT IN MY TRAILER UGHHH FUCK
ADRIAN
OH NO NOT THE DONUT
ALEX
WHO CARES ABOUT THE DONUT
PROCEED
PIPER
I CARE ABOUT THE DONUT
IT WAS JELLY FILLED
ALEX
good point
but PROCEED
SAM
PIPER I HAVE TO BE ON SET IN FIVE TYPE FASTER
PIPER
i hate timezones wtf how is it morning where u are rn? it's the middle of the night here
god
i hate physics
SAM
what does that have to do with fucking physics
KEEP TALKING
ADRIAN
christ
PIPER
okay so we finished shooting and we go to my trailer to talk and no i didn't forgive her because she apologised. I'm not that naive. but she did explain everything and i rly do understand where she's coming from. but patrick's out of the picture for good. because of me? well because she said she loved me. and we kissed and then i told her it wasnt going to be that easy for me to trust her again and she knows that and I rly do believe she meant it when she said she's in this for real and then we kissed again and then she asked me out and we kissed again and i made a bunch of dirty jokes and we're going out on sunday?
ALEX
...
ADRIAN
wow
SAM
huh...
ADRIAN
pipes, are you happy?
PIPER
it still kinda hurts, thinking about Paris but
i swear, she rly will make me rly happy
ALEX
i know that
she's an amazing person and everyone makes mistakes but
how can you be shre it wont happen again?
SAM
Pipes
I trust you that you know what's best for you
but i also dont wanna see you hurt again. If she does, I swear I might murder someone
her
ill murder her
PIPER
my hero<3
seriously
dont worry guys
were taking this really slow
i couldve cancelled on dinner with adrian tomorrow but i didnt
ADRIAN
YOU WOULDVE DITCHED ME?
PIPER
for JJ yeah 🥴
I'm sorry darling but dinner with her entails a night of romance
I've had a very dry spell lately
so
ADRIAN
):
ALEX
Piper
i love you and i trust you
i just want you to be careful
PIPER
i know
i love you too!
SAM
i rly have to go but
were not done talking about this!!!'
im calling you as soon as im done
idc if youre asleep!
PIPER
eh im too excited to sleep tonight
SAM
good
bye bye!