The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 Th... More

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The Weasley's, Diggory's, scar head and Granger gc

Cedric Diggory: HAH!
Cedric Diggory: I found a bad photo of Y/n
Cedric Diggory: payback time

Y/n Diggory:

Cedric Diggory: hehehehehehe

Y/n Diggory: don't think I don't have a million bad
photos of you.

Fred Weasley: send them

George Weasley: please

Ron Weasley: Harry did you text her?
Ron Weasley: oh shit- wrong gc 😳
Ron Weasley: sorry

Fred Weasley: wait- does scar head have a crush???

Harry Potter: no.

George Weasley: oh he obviously does

Harry Potter: no.

Fred Weasley: who is it?

Harry Potter: no.

George Weasley: Cmon, we could help

Harry Potter: no.

Hermione Granger: I know who it is 😏

Ron Weasley: smae
Ron Weasley: same**

Fred Weasley: bro wtf is smae?

Ron Weasley: I misspelled ok?

Cedric Diggory: so who's Potter's crush?

Harry Potter: I will leave.
Harry Potter:...
Harry Potter: why isn't anyone trying to stop me?

Y/n Diggory: cause you don't even know
who Barry B. Benson is.

Harry Potter: what?

Y/n Diggory: istg

Hermione Granger: Benson is an ordinary
bee who lives in a hive in Sheep Meadow, Central Park,  New York City. He is
the main protagonist of  the film Bee Movie.

Harry Potter: that didn't help.

Y/n Diggory:

Harry Potter: oooooohhh
Harry Potter: ok, I know who that is now
Harry Potter: is that what the jazz
thing was about?

Y/n Diggory: yes.

Harry Potter: ok, cool

Y/n Diggory: mhmm

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