BAU groupchat + Reader

By agenthotchisadilf

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how I think the BAU team would text eachother except you're also on the team dealing with their antics Some s... More

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By agenthotchisadilf

                BAU Baddies

Derek: such a sussy baka👹👹

Emily: why r u like this??

Reid: I am not even gonna ask what that means I know enough.

Hotch: ^

Derek: okayokay I'm sorry

Derek:

Emily: 💀💀💀😭 STOP

Derek:

JJ: derek plz💀

Derek: okok can someone do me a huge necessary favor its v important

Hotch: Yes?

Derek: maybe someone else 🐅

Hotch: I'm offended?

Derek: FINE

Emily: HOTCH HE WARNED YOU LMAOOO

Y/n: PLEASE😭😭😭

JJ: oh my god😭💀

Rossi: I'm afraid I don't understand? Deez nuts?

Derek: 💀🕺🏾🕺🏾

Hotch: I should've known, why are you like this Morgan please

Y/n:

Hotch rn

Hotch: no it's more like..

Garcia:

??

Hotch: that and a bit of tears of pure emotional pain yeah

Derek: BAU dilf finna snap

Y/n: HE HATES BEING CALLED THAT WHEN YOU WERE GONE HE HELD A MEETING ABOUT IT DEADASS 😭😭

JJ: it was funny ngl💃🏼💃🏼💃🏼

Rossi: why cant I be the dilf

Derek: lmao no 🙄🕺🏾🕺🏾

Emily: ^ you have to earn that title

JJ: Earn?

Hotch: I am begging you all to stop calling me a dilf I know what it means believe it or not

Derek: yeah and we also know what it means, if the shoe fits hotchyboy 🎶🎶🎷

Y/n: damn good music 💃🕺💃🕺💃💃🕺🕺💃🕺💃🕺🕺💃💃

JJ: HI GUYS!!!

Derek: tell ur child to go away PLZ

JJ: UNCLE DEREK HI

Y/n: 💀

JJ: WHAT IS DILF WHY IS UNCLE AARON

Emily: Jennifer omg get your child off your phone 😭😭

Hotch: oh my god. Buddy give mommy her phone back.

Derek: WHAT HE SAID ^^

JJ: GOT DO HOMEQORK BYE

Y/n: LMAOO OMG WHY

Derek: PLEASE THATS HER FAULT NOW SHES GONNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN TO HIM WHY HOTCH IS A DILF ABHAHAHA

Reid: Uh oh

JJ: I'm gonna put my head through a wall

Y/n: 💀💀 bb I'm so sorry

Derek: LMAO STOP LETTING UR STICKY IPAD KID TOUCH UR PHONE TELL HIM TO GO SHIT HIS PANTS LIKE HIS DADDY 👹👹

Emily: LMAOO😭😭

JJ: WILL DOESNT SHIT HIMSELF

JJ: at least I hope not one minute

Derek: PLZ SHES GONNA ASK HIM IF HE DOES

Reid: 🦄 It's a unicorn!

Hotch: Very nice Reid.

JJ: hes potty trained no worries

Emily: r u sure???😭

Rossi: I wanna be a dilf

Derek: STOP BEVDHEJDJ🤢

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