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three gays and one dumbass💅🏻
santhemountain:
BITCHES
mango:
what
powerjongho:
no need to fucking scream at us
joongie:
YAH, I told you to not use bad words
santhemountain:
YOU'RE ALREADY BESIDES THE TOPIC AND I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU
powerjongho:
let me take a guess
santhemountain:
no.
powerjongho:
Wooyoung found your cow costume and insisted on wearing it on a date with you
santhemountain:
jongho, I said NO, do you ever listen
powerjongho:
not to you
santhemountain:
then to whom?
joongie:
Sannie, what did u want to tell us, it seemed serious
santhemountain:
right
santhemountain:
I fucked Wooyoung
mango:
you mean you fucked up again?
powerjongho:
friends, I think he actually means what he wrote
joongie:
tell me that's not true
santhemountain:
well... it is
joongie:
I'm so disappointed in you, I thought you had serious feelings for this boy
mango:
as long as you didn't rape him
santhemountain:
I did NOT rape him, wtf
santhemountain:
he wanted it too
santhemountain:
actually, he started it
mango:
omg🔥🥵😏😩🤤👉🏻👌🏻👅💦bdbd
santhemountain:
mingi.
mango:
SPILL THE DETAILS HONEY
santhemountain:
DO I LOOK LIKE I WOULD TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE THING ABOUT HOW WOO AND I HAD SEX???!?!????!???
mango:
yes actually
joongie:
I don't even WANT to know
powerjongho:
well, I'm getting kinda interest now
powerjongho:
where did u even do it? at your place or his?
santhemountain:
neither
powerjongho:
neither??? where tf did u do it then
santhemountain:
uhm at school
mango:
I STAN
santhemountain:
in a storeroom while another class was in the classroom to be precise
mango:
OMG DID Y'ALL JUMP OUT OF A WATTPAD STORY OR WHAT
powerjongho:
please tell me you didn't get caught
santhemountain:
we didn't
powerjongho:
thank god
mango:
now details
santhemountain:
are you horny mingi?
mango:
HOW DID YOU KNOW?
santhemountain:
it's OBVIOUS, you want to know everything about woo's and my sex life
mango:
I'm not gonna jerk off to your adventures with another boy, if that calms you
santhemountain:
mingi, you're so-
mango:
just spiiiiiiilll theeee teaaaaaa finally you little beach
santhemountain:
only if u take that insult back
mango:
i didn't insult you i just compared you to a wonderful beach with the sea next to it
santhemountain:
sure
mango:
....
santhemountain:
okay okay
santhemountain:
well, we were in the storeroom and as you know they are very small so when woo was turning around to put away a broom his gorgeous butt was... close
powerjongho:
did u just say his GORGEOUS butt🤢
santhemountain:
EXCUSE ME??? HIS BUTT IS GORGEOUS DONT YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING AGAINST IT, YOUR BUTT IS UGLY
powerjongho:
how do you know what my butt looks like?
santhemountain:
I guessed. Youngie poo haters always have ugly butts
powerjongho:
the fuck is a youngie poo?
santhemountain:
woo's butt
powerjongho:
you NAMED HIS BUTT????
santhemountain:
what's wrong with that???
powerjongho:
did you name his thing too??
santhemountain:
oh you mean woo junior?
mango:
SAN PLS I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK FROM LAUGHTER
powerjongho:
I'm so done with you💀
santhemountain:
anyway, then we got each other off with our hands and then he gave me a fucking blow job I swear to god he's so good even though he's a virgin
joongie:
DON'T EVER USE BLOW JOB AND GOD IN THE SAME SENTENCE AGAIN
santhemountain:
you just did it
mango:
OMG BIIIIITCH CONGRATULATIONS
mango:
how did it continue?
santhemountain:
well, we had sex
santhemountain:
he was so shy and embarrassed in the beginning. I could've come just because of his red cheeks🥵
powerjongho:
did he "moo" when you fucked him?
santhemountain:
HE ISNT A COW JONGHO WHAT
powerjongho:
but if he wore the cow costume-
santhemountain:
jongho HE DIDNT WHEN WILL U STOP TEASING ME WITH THIS IT'S SO ANNOYING
mango:
CAN I JOIN NEXT TIME YOU FUCK HIM?
joongie:
y'all concern me. I didn't raise you like this
santhemountain:
nobody asked you joongie, so I ask you to politely ✨shut up✨
santhemountain:
and mingi, this better be a joke. woo belongs to me. find your own mans
joongie:
woah, that hurt
mango:
IT WAS A JOKE OKAY CHILL
mango:
BTW, ARE U OFFICIAL NOW??
santhemountain:
N O
mango:
but I thought you just had sex
santhemountain:
yeah we even told each other how much we like us
mango:
....?
santhemountain:
we're kind of a couple right now, but no one knows and it's going to stay like this
powerjongho:
may I ask... why?
santhemountain:
Wooyoung just found out that he likes men, told another men he liked him and had sex with him after in school. It's all a little much for him
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Why do I feel like San would actually name Wooyoung's butt?
(I mean they had this whole butt debate on Vlive... and San seemed to be so into it)
I think I've never talked about this before.
San's hand was so DANGEROUSLY close to Woo's you know what, nobody can tell me this was coincidence
I believe, San did fully know what he was doing and just wanted to tease Woo
Also, earlier in this Vlive, Hongjoong touched San's arm and Woo sent him a literal death glare which made Hongjoong pull away like-