“Me giving advice is a strange thing, kid, take advantage of it,” Plagg said as he hid once again.
Third Person PoV
“The kitchen… is intact! Thank the lords!”
“Heh… What got you thinking that I can’t cook?”
“Nothing… just a feeling,”
Adrien and you started cooking.
This is how it went:
Adrien: Bold / You: Italic
“Adrien, please… No.”
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“No no no no,”
“The fuck did you do?!”
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“Ok, I know this goes here,”
“Then you know nothing, It doesn’t go there,”
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“HA! I did it!”
“Great you made the dough, wait no, too much milk…”
“WHAT!”
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“This isn’t hard,”
“ ADRIEN! You burned it…”
“HOW THE HELL DID I BURN THE WATER?”
“YEAH! HOW THE HELL DO YOU BURN WATER?”
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“ What the hell is that dirty water?”
“Adrien.. dear… it’s chicken broth…”
“Chicken what now?”
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“ I know for a fact you are going to clean my burned pots!”
“Why should I?”
“BECAUSE YOU BURNED THEM!”
“I-... I guess.”
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“You see I’m finally being helpful!”
“yeah finally…”
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“AHHH WHAT THE HELL!”
“ADRIEN! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!”
“You asked if the water was boiling....”
“I- but… You dumbass! You don’t put your damn finger into boiling water!”
“ How was I supposed to know that?!”
“I-”
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“Adrien? Adrien? ADRIEN!”
“Oh, What?”
“What are you doing?”
“Um, cleaning my nails…”
“Uhhhhh… Ok. How is your finger?”
“It hurts a bit,”
“Oh ok, Let me kiss it better,”
And so you did, you kissed Adrien’s finger then told him to put it under cold water.
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“Adrien?”
“Yes?”
“How many minutes did you give the pie?”
“ 30?”
“Ok good, what about degrees?”
“Uh, 580?”
“WHAT! I said 360!”
“Oop- well…”
“ I still don’t quite understand Todoroki’s mom but I’m starting to…”
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“It’s burnt…”
“Hehe... “
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“Yes, I would like a small Pizza.”
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“So we having pizza?”
“Shut. up.”
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"I'm going to murder a man!"
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Oop- I love chapters like this. I find them funny, like the forzen one, but if you don't like it feel free to tell me to take them down, after all this story would be nothing if it was't for you guys so I wan't to make sure every chapter is to your liking.