Avengers One Shots Part Two!

By JakeyP99

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This is my second one shot story! Read my first one please (: No reader inserts, like my last book No Thor... More

"I don't think we can do 'get help' this time, brother."
Clint getting the cereal
Dancing Queen
Request 1
Tagged
Harley Keener part 1
Ew, a spider
He's only a kid!
Tagged twice
Harley Keener part 2
Part title
Shuri, Queen of Wakanda and Black Panther
"Have I what now?"
"Open the fricking door Parker!"
"THAT'S how it is, huh?"
"STEVE! Are you sure you don't have any grandkids?"
Wrong number
"Get the fuck off my chicken nugget."
"STOP. IT!"
A bored Clint is bad
"Three?"
"It's a room and we're trying to escape!"
"Simply terrifying."
"Why?"
"Knock knock."
Tagged
Request 2
Tagged
"Black Widow?? You're like my favourite Avenger!"
"Lokison???"
"Flip, cover, twisty twisty, up over and done."
"What are you doing?"
"So how old are you exactly? 35?"
"I have to go."
Request 3
"Please collect your child."
"What are you doing?"
"Hey Buck, how do you feel about frogs?"
"Who did this to you?"
"'Listen to your therapist' they said."
Steve and Bucky's kids
"Please. Stop."
"My tea?"
"I WAITED SEVEN FUCKING YEARS IN THAT SHITHOLE!"
"You're a hazard to society."
"I'M IN THE SHOWER!"
"Can you put Loki on please?"
"I need to stop a murder. Bye."
Coming out
"Don't. Questioning it only encourages them."
"Finals happened."
"Justice."
Request 4
"See!"
Request 5
"Thank you."
"I need advice."
"Kid-,"
"...fergalicious."
:)
"YOU CAN'T BE ALIVE!"
Poor Sam
I can't sleep so I wrote this :)
Gaydar
"Steve, what-"
"Do you have any wedding photos?"
Peter's birthday :)
:3
<3
"He's doing fine."
(*0*)
"You are hurting my brain with this question kid."
The Parkers
Another alternate ending to Endgame :)
"How can she not like it?!!"
"Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride."
The adventures of Peter and Ralph (and occasionally Shuri and Loki)
"Peter, no."
Worms :)
<(^*^)>
Mary had a little lamb
"NO GLISSANDOS!!"
(Sweater) Weather
"You knocked me out?!"
Peter being weird :)
"I myself am half-goose."
"Yeah Bucky, grow up."
The bowl
"Steve, what-" part 2! (Request)
Among Us
"You lump of fuck."
Ceougholo thoughts
A/N
Halloween special :) (kinda)
Aight
Bdjwjehdhejakaiejjabs
"Where the fuck is my cat?"
Parley :)
Parley...again
Lmao
Bdjwjehdhejakaiejjabs part 2
Hazelnuts
Radioactivity
Hiding
Binderman
Meecrowavay
Social dancing
Love notes
Mistletoe
Ugly
An explanation for the name thing
There was only one bed with a twist
"Oh wait shit that's not right."
Romeo and Juliet kinda
"Please. Stop." Part 2
Love Hearts <3
Love Hearts <3 SFW version
"Wasn't expecting to say that today."
"Yes."
"YOU KNOW WHAT 'BUCHANAN'!"
Yuri Plisetsky
"No, I'm not the witch."
Valentines Day
Snowmen and Pancakes
"Seriously Buck?"
Axe kick
Lady Gaga
In honour of Lizzies bday
"My name is Sebastian Stan."
Sports Day
"Do you wanna know what t or d can also mean?"
Natasha and Wanda being fucking badasses
"fLoWeR gLeAm AnD gLoW,"
"I'm your idiot,"
The secret identity reveal
"You broke my door?"
"Thank you Bucky."
Bouquet
"THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!"
April Fools
Stuck
"That's my kid."
"WHAT THE SHIT PARKER?!"
"Go Peter!"
Vormir
im sick (chapter)
Coming Out
Miscommunication
"Asshole."
504!!!
Avengers as my friends and family
The Barnes's
Rest with the angels now At heaven's gate you laugh
Methane bubbles
Stark and Starck
"Bugger off!"
Bribery
Fury sings 'Into The Unkown'
Mark 1V
Parley
Sambucky
aight part 2
salty
halloween
"I'm so sorry Mr Stark."
Peters new teacher
"You're wrapped in my cape."
Lokius
Hibernation
You are my Sunshine, My only Sunshine
Dad!Tony and Kid!Peter
"Stop being so emo."
"Waldemort?"
"Harley?"
blood tests
Shang-Chi and Peter Parker: How the two youngest Avengers became friends
hey PLEASE READ
Avengers Opinion: Face Masks
What is love?
"Mr Stark?"
"What the fuck Ned?"
Adult problems, just a kid ((MOM SPOILERS!!))
Forget the hearse cause I'll never die
"You're Spider-Man, it makes no sense."
"This is for you!"
"I bullied Spider-Man."
SamBucky soulmate au
I'm a fool with (a goose and) a crush
Ms. Marvel spoilers (one shot)
How to drive- by Harold 'Happy' Hogan
The Maximoffs 1
Octonauts
The Maximoffs 2
Loki Where Mischief Lies
Steve, Thor and Loki vs Technology
"What the hell?"
nothin' makes you frightened
Luis: the worlds second best godmother
Fuzzball

How To Drive-by the Avengers

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By JakeyP99

the car is gonna be right hand drive (like british cars) cause i've got no idea if left hand and right hand drive cars work the same (like the ABC, if it's in the same place) and i cannot be bothered researching it










"Do you know how to drive?"
Steve asked, sitting in the passenger seat. (the left hand seat btw)

"Nope."
Peter said, gripping the wheel tightly, his knuckles turning white.

"Ok, so the first thing you're gonna do is loosen your grip on the wheel. You don't need to hold it so tightly."
Steve said and Peter loosened his grip.

"Now place your hands at ten and two."
Sam explained, showing it with his own hands.

"Like this?"
Peter asked.

Sam moved Peters right hand slightly.

"Now it is."
Sam said.

"Now, there's three pedals. A for acceleration, B for brake and C for clutch. Do you know what they do?"
Sam asked.

"Brake is stop. That's all I know."
Peter said. Sam sighed deeply.

"Acceleration is go. Press that and you move the car. And clutch is what you press to put the car into gear. Now, repeat it back."
Sam said.

"A is acceleration which moves the car, B is brake which stops the car and C is clutch which you press and the car goes into gear."
Peter said.

"No, you press the clutch and move the gears."
Sam corrected.

"Oh. Should I be writing this down?"
Peter asked.

"Maybe?"
Sam said.

"Ok."
Peter said and pulled a pen out and wrote the notes on his leg.

"Ok then... I think we're done for today."
Sam said and got out of the car, slamming the door shut.

"Bye!"
Peter said.

~~~

"Do you know how to drive?"
Thor asked, stuffed into the passenger seat.

"Nope. Mr Sam left the car before he taught me."
Peter said.

"I do not know how to operate this machine. You need to ask a Midgardian."
Thor said.

"Oh."
Peter said.

"Sorry young Peter. I shall summon Bruce!"
Thor said before opening the car door and leaving, the car bouncing from the shift of weight.

"Bye!"
Peter said.

~~~

"Do you know how to drive Dr Banner?"
Peter asked as Bruce opened the car door and leaned in.

"No, sorry Peter."
Bruce said.

"Ok, that's fine!"
Peter said.

"I'll go get Tony or Happy."
Bruce said.

"Wait! Mr Stark and Mr Happy are out of the city this week."
Peter said.

"Oh, I'll go get Steve then."
Bruce said.

"Bye!"
Peter said and waited patiently in the car.

~~~

"So, you need someone to teach you how to drive."
Steve said.

"Yep! Mr Sam left me, Mr Thor doesn't know how to drive and neither does Dr Banner and Mr Happy and Mr Stark aren't in the city. I also asked Mr Loki but he's in London with Mr Theo."
Peter explained. (i will put Loki/Theo wherever i fucking can)

"I can drive."
Steve said.

"Can you drive modern cars though?"
Peter asked. 

"Of course I can."
Steve said.

"Do you know ABC?"
Peter asked.

"Yeah, I learnt it that way."
Steve said.

"I don't trust you Mr Steve."
Peter said.

"Is there anyone else who can teach me?"
Peter asked.

"No, Bucky never bothered to learn how to drive, Natasha and Clint are on a mission and Scott isn't here. You're stuck with me unless you want to apologise to Sam about whatever you did."
Steve said.

"All I did was write what he said on my leg!"
Peter said, pointing at the notes that were slightly smudged.

Steve sighed.

"How about you just wait til Tony and Happy come back."
Steve said.

"Good idea Mr Steve."
Peter said and unbuckled the seatbelt.







yo it's been 11 days since i last updated... anything new happening with you guys?

—Penguin🐧(they/them)

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