SemiShira oneshots

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Yes It's what the title says- I'm taking request just to keep this book alivish so I can at least attempt to... Daha Fazla

A/N
Yandree Semi is kinda hot
SORRY IM STUPID- (A/N)
Better (aka fuck Semi)
Short sad thing :)
Lol stupid short fluff cause im posting a really long angst tmr-
You Broke Our Promise
Violent
Spooky Dreams :(
Okay better expect fuck Shirabu this time 😩
You're you and I'm just me...
Gay panic
Yikes-
Vent cause i cant talk to people
Shirabu gay panic this time
I love you
Literally the best fkuff ive ever writen
Helppppp
Gone
Hanahaki is so fun
Are you sure your smarter Shirabu?
I'm Tired
Lol sorry bave this
We love a drunk Shirabu
Theyre literally this vine
Used
Piss kink
This is shitty
Christmas Mistletoe
HES A RUNNER HES A TRACK STAR
Comfort
Two Birds
Whats your type
21 hours
I'm really sorry Semi
Semishria make everyone feel pathetic
Semishira being cute and giving each other hickeys
AHHHH
Sleep
Brutus inspired
Valentines Special
He's fine as fuck
Semi dies for a day lmao
HE IS FINE ASF but pt 2
Hes fine asf part 3
Guys i crave this
"Fake"
Seggs (note)
He is fine asf part 4
He isnt fine but flattering
I thought this qas crazy
Not Him
7 mintues in heaven but its wholesome
Seggs

I'll hump you

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PLEASE THIS ONE IS SO DUMB AND HAHDBABABA SEMI GAY PANIC AHHDBABSA

ANYGAYS

It's kinda bad. But yea.

This also based off a spelling error I made once

Another thing to note, in case some people don't know  "I'll jump you" at least where I live usually means like

Uh

Surprise fight beat up thing-

So anyways enjoy

OH AND THANKS SO MYCH FOR 3K XJAJXNANNXNANAA LIKE THATS A LOT SO UHHHHH THANK YOU ALLLLLL I LOVE YOU GO EAT AND DRINK AND SLEEP GOOD AND TAKE CARE OF YOUSELF

Also I think I've mentioned this before but I have no idea what Kawanishi is like so sorry if it seems off-





Beep Beep Beep Beep!

"What...? Ughhh.." I grabbed my phone looking to see what the repeating beeping noise was.

Of course. The group chat.

Stalker
Guys guess what.

Stalker
Guys

Stalker
Guess what.

Stalker
Guess what you guys

Semi-Okay
Tendou it's like 2 am, why would anyone else be awake?

Annoying brat
Oh I am! I'm playing Minecraft!

Bearable
Oh the "good innocent boy" is up playing "Minecraft"

Bearable
You sure you ain't playing with something else? Hmmmm?

Stalker
Kawanishi don't you dare suggest little Goshiki would do such dirty things.

Semi-Okay
Tendou he's a teenage boy. Every teenage boy has jerked off at least 5 times.

You
Shut the fuck up.

You
It's 2 fucking am. I am trying to sleep

Semi-Okay
You would sleep early.

Semi-Okay
You're always here early with so much damn energy

You
Once again. Shut the fuck up.

You
I'll jump you

With that I muted the group chat and went back to my calm peaceful sleep.

'You would be all moody. You're always here so early with so much damn energy.'

He's watching me? Or observing me? Maybe because-

NO KENJIROU WE HAD THIS CONVERSATION!! YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT DUMB BITCH SEMI!

Okay. Now sleep Kenjirou. Sleep.

~

Ughhh. I'm still sleepy.

How much time do I have? I wanna sleep stilllllll.

Ugh. Whatever. I'll get up.

I showered, got my gym clothes, did the same as any other morning. Something felt off though. I couldn't stop thinking about Semi. I mean, I know I have a crush on him.

WAIT NO.

Ew.

The fuck is wrong with me?

Whatever. I'll just go to practice.

I walked to school my thoughts filled with my confused feelings for Semi.

No. It's not confused. It's gay.

I walked in the gym and instantly I could tell something was different. Tendou was with Semi, which usually was normal. However Semi was covering his face hiding.

Then once Tendou noticed me he started smirking.

"What?" I asked confused.

"What? So you're gonna pretend now hmmm?"

"Pretend what?"

"You know what~" he said looking at me, then Semi, then me again.

"I don't?"

"Oh Shirabu!! Congrats on your relationship! Maybe you'll be nicer to me now that you're dating someone!"

"What?! What do you mean?! I'm not dating anyone!" I yelled extremely confused.

"Yea okay....sure~ I didn't take you for a top though."

"I'm not dating anyone! Why are you guys implying that?" I asked before Semi grabbed my wrist and ran, dragging me along with him.

"What the fuck?! Did you do something Semi-"

"DID I DO SOMETHING?? IT WAS YOU!!! THEY ALL THINK WERE DATING NOW BECAUSE OF YOU!"

"What?!"

Semi took a breath before looking at me with a very serious face.

"Semi. What do you mean everyone thinks we're dating, and how the hell is it my fault?!"

"Are you dumb?! You forgot? And why would you say that in the first place!"

"Say what?! I didn't say anything yesterday!"

Semi stared at me dumbfounded before his cheeks turned a bit red.

"W-When you said you...wre gon mp me..." he mumbled the last part.

"What? Speak up." I told him not able to understand him.

"You s-said. You said-"

"Just spit it out."

"YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA HUMP ME DUMBASS!!"

"WHAT?! I NEVER SAID THAT!! WHEN DID I SAY THAT?! WHY WOULD I SAY THAT!" I yelled at him embarrassed by what he was saying.

Humping Semi?! What the fuck?

I mean...I wouldn't mind...BUT I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT.

Semi shoved his phone in my face. And I would've liked to die, seeing what I said.

You
You would sleep early

You
You're always here so early with so much damn energy

Shiraaa:)
Once again, shut the fuck up

Shiraaa:)
I'll hump you

"WHAT!!! NO! I-I WAS TIRED! I MEANT JUMP LIKE- YOU KNOW!!"

"WELL ITS TOO FUCKING LATE!!"

Between the yelling I realized something. Semi's contact for me..

Shiraaa with a smily.

Why?

"ARE YOU LISTENING?!"

"Why was my contact name like that..? I thought you hated me?"

Something was up. His face turned redder then before when I mentioned it.

"T-That's not the point! A-And I do hate...you.."

Something I learned today. Semi is a horrible liar.

"I'm not stupid. You're lying."

"So what?! I-I definitely hate you."

"Do you?" I asked getting closer to him.

What am I doing? I can't control myself. Seeing Semi's flushed expression, his stutters, his red face. It's...triggering something in me that I can't resist.

"I...." Semi looked away from me pausing before continuing.
"I dont hate you...b-but you're still an annoying bra-"

I grabbed his chin lightly making him look up- well down at me.

Semi and his damn height.

Not the point right now.

"Am I really...? Or is this just a facade? Are you hiding something Semi?"

Maybe he's just really flustered, but something was telling me he was enjoying this.

"I asked you a question. I expect an answer~" I said putting my hands on his cheeks caressing them.

His face was warm and red.

"Guys we know you're in love but practice is still a thing! Don't lose your ability to walk~" Tendou said smirking as he went back inside.

Letting go of Semi I decided that I could tease him a bit.

"I'll see you after practice today then? After all I said what I said in my text didn't I?"

~

WHAT THE FUCCCCKKKKK

IM GONNA GET HUMPED BY SHIRABU AFTER PRACTICE TODAY?!

WHAT THE HELLLL

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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