Bois! Legend and I have a surprise for you!
Everyone runs out of their rooms and sees me holding a camera, with Legend reading the instructions.
Dis: Why the hell do you have a camera...?
I'm glad you asked!
I turn to look at Legend, and he walks up and clicks the button to turn on the camera.
I thought that was the zoom button...
Legend: Yeah, well it's not.
*Shrugs* Whatever.
I turn towards my OCs. They don't seem interested.
Now, this camera is because I wanted to hang a picture of every one of my OCs on my bedroom wall!
Dis: That's not creepy at all...
Order: There's a catch, isn't there?
Uh...I don't know. Legend read the instructions, I'm just here to use the camera.
Adam: Couldn't you have just used your phone or tablet to take a picture...?
1. I don't have a phone.
2. A camera has better quality than my tablets camera.
Legend: *Looks up from the instructions* It says that it'll make anything that isn't human or doesn't resemble a human look like one.
Lotus/Will: Wait...what?
*Snaps fingers making everyone stand around me* Legend, take the picture!
Legend: But I'm right here! I can't be in two places at once!
Uh...yeah you can.
Legend: Oh, right. *Snaps fingers, making a high-contrast clone appear behind the camera*
HCLegend: *Distorted voice* Say cheese, bitches!
Everyone: Cheese, bitches!
HCLegend: *Takes picture*
Alright, how does it look? *Grabs camera*
Lotus: Why the hell do I have legs, but not arms?
Will: Hey, I don't look that bad!
Legend: Shit, I was dripping again...
Will: *Laughs* That sounds so wrong...
Telum: I like the way my cleaver can be clearly seen...
And my new crown! It looks so cool on my head.
Order/Disorder: We look so sassy.
I print the picture and hang it on my wall.
This looks nice...can't wait for next week!
Everyone: Wait...what?
Night, guys!
Will: Wait, we need answers-
I leave to go work on my next big project.