Key (exceptions are present and obvious):
This=Story
This=Anger
This=Writing
This=Violent intent
(This)=Thought/Mental action
This=Passage of time/Transition
Order walks into the kitchen to grab a bottle of chocolate syrup, opens the fridge door, and notices it's missing.
Order: HEY! WHO TOOK MY CHOCOLATE SYRUP?!
Dis: *Looks up from his phone* I did. I took it, hid it, and you're never gonna find it. *Looks back down at phone*
Order slams the fridge closed.
Order: Dis, I'm trying not to get mad, but you are testing my patience...Where. *Grabs Dis* Is. *Summons a Gaster Blaster* My fucking. *Charges it up* Chocolate syrup?!
Dis: *Still looking at his phone* I gave it to Lotus.
Order calms down slightly.
Dis: Then he dumped it out.
Order's eye glows more intensely. He grabs Dis, and teleports to the main room, where everyone else is watching YouTube on their phones, while I'm asleep on the couch. Order throws Dis on the ground, catching everyone's attention and waking me up.
Order: Dis gave my chocolate syrup to Lotus, and Lotus dumped it out!
Various different replies fill the room, from cheers for Dis and Lotus, to cries of dismay. I sigh, knowing what this will entail.
Guys, I'm going to go talk with Helena on Discord for a bit. When I come back, the SBF better be intact...I didn't give up my humanity for a messy living space...
Order/Adam/Will: Dont worry!
Dis/Legend/Lotuz: We'll be fine!
I leave, and have a nice conversation with Helena on Discord.
Order: *Waits a few seconds after I leave* BOIS!! DIS AND LOTUS HAVE COMMITED A CRIME WORSE THAN DEATH!! THIS MEANS WAR!!!!
Dis: Dude, you're overreacting...
Will/Adam: YES GENERAL ORDER!!!
Dis: Yeah, not happening...
Order looks at Adam, and gestures at Dis.
Adam: *Throws a Paint Ball at Dis, painting his bones with different colors* Take that shit, Dis!
Lotus and Legend retaliate by attacking Adam. Lotus thrusts vines out of the ground, and goes to stab Adam with them. Legend summons his knives and throws them at Adam.
Will: *Destroys the vines with his claws, and blocks the knives with his suit* You, my friends...*Slithers out of his suit in his wires form, wrapping around Legend* ḣ̶͔͖Â̵͍̹̄v̵̱͍͠Ě̶̺̋ ̴̞̀f̶̠͋̓͜Ú̴̥̬̒c̷͈̠͌Ḳ̵̢̈́͛ė̷̫͜D̶͎͇͐ ̴̹̀̕u̴̳̐͗P̵̮̻̈́͑.
Dis rips Will off of Legend, growling.
Dis: If it's a war you want, IT’S A WAR YOU'LL GET!!
Dis and Legend teleport away, while Lotus dissappears into the ground.
Will turns to Order.
Will: Did we just start a Civil War with dad's three most powerful OCs?
Order: Yep.
Will: And this was a good idea because...?
Order: *Smirks* Because we have a conduit!
Adam: DUDE! Yes, I'm a conduit, but I'm also a conduit of PAINT!! Literally one of the least threatening things ever! And they've got Legend, who can create almost anything!! And Lotus, who can make plants appear out of nowhere!! How are we gonna stand a chance against them?!?!
Order's face falls upon hearing this. Will slithers back into his suit. Then Order realizes something.
Order: We also might be outnumbered...
Will: How? There's three of us and three of them...
Order: Yeah...but who isn't here...?
Adam: Steven?
Will: Oh, shit.
Adam: What?!? What's so bad about Steven?
Will/Order: Cycle Four...
Adam: *Eyes widen* We have to get to him before they do!
Will: *Starts running*
Adam: *Runs through the walls as paint, leaving a paint splatters behind*
Order: *Rides a Gaster Blaster*
Will: Oh come on! You guys get the cool shit!
Meanwhile
Dis and his two soldiers arrive in front of a door. Steven's room. Dis opens the door, seeing Steven talking to Little Alice. Legend stands near the door, with Lotus {in his inverted Asriel form} following Dis. Steven looks up from his conversation, sees the three, and frowns.
Little Alice: What did you do now?
Dis: Well, Lotus and I may have gotten rid of Order's Chocolate Syrup...
Steven: And this involves me because...?
Lotus: The dumbass decided to declare war on us. Will and Adam are on his side, while Dis, Legend and I are on this one.
Steven: Still not seeing your point.
Legend: *From the door* You are the only one who hasn't chosen a side. You are the last one. Choose...
Steven looks at Little Alice. They have a mental conversation.
Steven: (I don't like these three, but they literally have us cornered.)
Little Alice: (Yeah, but don't you hear that?)
Steven: *Listens, and hears a splashing sound coming closer* (Adam?)
Little Alice: (Probably. We just need to buy time.)
Steven: *Realises* (Why don't I just collapse into the HUNDREDS of ink puddles in my room? Wouldn't that be easier?)
Little Alice: (Oh yeah...)
Steven stands up, walks over to the wall, and touches an ink puddle. He quickly dissolves into the ink, and leaves Dis and his team angry.
Dis: DAMMIT! Who was supposed to cover the ink?
Lotus: ...fuck...
Meanwhile...again
Adam, Order, and Will are making their way to Steven's room. Suddenly, Steven falls from the ceiling, landing on Will.
Will: Ow...
Adam: You good, Steven?
Steven: *Nods head*
Little Alice: I'm just peachy, too, thanks!
Order shakes his head, and sighs.
Adam: You know, we declared war on them, but we never actually discussed where we're gonna fight them...
Order: Don't worry. I'm sure the SBF will make a place for that.
As if on cue, a hole appeared under each of them, dropping them into a new environment. Dis's team is on the far side, while Order's team are all near each other. Dis's team summon their weapons, while Order's team does the same. Then, everything goes to shit.
Dis: CHARGE!!
Order: LET'S GIVE THEM A BAD TIME, BOIS!
Will and Adam attack Lotus, with Lotus lashing out with his vines and pellets. Steven and Little Alice shift into their beast form, and charge at Dis with Order. Legend and Dis prepare themselves, with Dis summoning his knife. Legend starts making his knives fly at Steven, trying to slow his charge. He fails, and Steven charges through Legend, plowing him through a wall. Order clashes with Dis, shooting his Gaster Blaster. Dis deflects it with his knife, jumps, and stabs the blaster. The Gaster Blaster starts to distort, turning black, growing large horns, and its energy beam becoming red. It turns, and fires at Order. Order summons another, and shoots it at his original. Dis overpowers Order, and sends him flying. Steven, Will, and Adam notice and rush at Dis. They start to hold him down, while Order gets back up and teleports over to Dis. He leans down, and whispers in his ear.
Order: I like yo cut, G.
He smacks Dis hard in the back of the head, sending him flying. He doesn't get back up. The SBF brings them back to the main room, just as I get home. I look around, see the knives, vines, paint, and unconscious Dis, Legend, and Lotus.
You're all grounded. When they wake up, tell them they're also grounded. And clean up your messes.
They all sigh, not expecting me to be back so soon, and grab the cleaning supplies. I go to the couch, and go back to sleep.