A few days later
(Y/N) : We.... Ded....
Luffy : Gonna die.... So hod...
It was a hot day and the Sunny was still sailing.
Chopper : Thanks.... for switching places...(Y/N)...
(Y/N) : Pedro....You should go too....
Pedro : No.... Thanks for the concern though....
Brook : It's so very hot... I think... I might turn into a mummy.... A mummy.... Nami-san, do you suppose that would count as rejuvenation for me...
Nami : Where'd that came from?!
Luffy : Emergency... food supply....
Chopper : DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!!
(Y/N) : We're out of food.... I made everything...
Nami : You guys... Make sure to catch some fishes... before the weather changes...
(Y/N) : I'd... love to do that... M'lady... but the water beneath us... is boiling...
Nami : What?!!
Suddenly, Pedro yells.
Pedro : Luffy!! You've got a bite on the line!!!
Luffy pulls up his fishing rod.
He yeets it on the deck.
(Y/N) : Yosh!!!
Luffy : FOOOOOD!!!
Chopper : Wait, Luffy!!! I've got to look up the fish first!!!
He checks about the fish inside Sanji's locker.
Chopper : Watch out for the skin!!! There's poison in that kind of fish skin!!!
Luffy : (Y/N), try this!
He stuffs the skin in his mouth and he gulps.
Chopper : LUUUFFFYY!!! NOO!!!
Time skip
(Y/N) : S... So... cold...
He was on the floor and was foaming at the mouth.
Nami : Any changes, Chopper!?
She gives him a plate of food.
Chopper : No!!! We gotta find an island!!! Or he'll die!!! I don't have enough medicine!!!
Carrot : (Y/N), are you gonna die?
(Y/N) : I'm fine.... I'm just... Looking at the pretty river....
Chopper : HE'S LOOKING AT THE RIVER STYX!!!!
Luffy : Oi!! (Y/N)!!! Stay in there!!!
Chopper : IT'S YOUR FAULT, BASTARD!
Luffy : Don't worry... He won't die. Enjoy the meal.
Nami : We've to find an island.... LIKE HELL I'M LETTING HIM DIE!!!
Suddenly, it starts to snow.
Nami : This is... Wait no... Those are suger clouds!?
The Den-Den Mushi starts to ring.
Brook : It's ringing.... But from whom?
Pekoms stands up.
Pekoms : It's just an intercepting the warning signal. We've entered Big Mom's territory.
Pekoms : You all gotta hide or get into disguise...!!
Pedro : I see something ahead!! Pekoms!!
Pekoms : That'll be our Tarte scout ship! I'll handle this. You all, stay quiet.
Chopper : I hope they have antidotes!!!
The ships comes closer.
Pekoms : Huh?!
??? : This is Germa... We identify this as the ship of the Straw hat crew.
Pekoms : That ship belongs to Germa 66!!!
Everyone : EHHH?!!
Luffy : That's one weird ship...
Nami notice someone.
Nami : Sanji-kun!!!
Carrot : Hi!! Sanji!!!
Luffy : Sanji?! Where!?
Brook : Yohohoho!! We found him already!!
Pedro : What good luck....
Chopper : SANJIII!!!
(Y/N) : But where?!!
Nami : Look! That guy's eyebrows is just like Sanji-kun's!!!
She points
Luffy : No!!
Luffy : Sanji's eyebrows are swirled on the other side!!
Chopper : He's right....
Chopper : Oi!!! Whoever you are!! We've got some trouble!!! (Y/N)'s dying!!!
??? : Unfortunately....
He takes off his cloak.
??? : I'm not into helping others.... And don't call me Sanji again... I'm Yonji!!!
Nami : So... He has a younger brother...
Yonji looks at her.
Yonji : OHOHOO!!! WHAT A HOTTI-
Solider : Yonji-sama!!! Watch out!!!
Yonji dodges.
Yonji : What the hell was that?!!
Solider : A... Dagger...?
But it disappears as (Y/N) starts to cough.
Chopper : AAHHHH!!! THE RASHES ARE SPREADING!!!
Luffy : Hey, you!!! Please help us!!!
Nami : (Y/N)-kun!! Get a grip!! You can't die like this!!!
Yonji : I told you already... I'm not into helping others!! If you want something... Why don't you try plundering our ship?!! You're pirates after all!!!
Nami : WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM!? HE'S SANJI-KUN'S BROTHER BUT HE ISN'T KIND AND GENTLE!!! ONLY THE PERVY SIDE IS SAME!!!
Luffy : You want a fight?!
Luffy : Gear Sec-
But someone kicks Yonji in the sea.
Nami : Who was that!?
(Y/N) : Urgh!!!
Nami : (Y/N)-kun!!!
A person lands on there ship.
Luffy : Who the hell are you?!!
Reiju : Good day. I'm sorry about this. I'm afraid my little brother... is a heartless creep.
Chopper : Brother?! You're his sister!?
Brook : What beauty!!
Meanwhile, Yonji floats out of the water.
Yonji : Reiju!!!! How dare you embarass me like that?!!
Reiju : Shut your mouth!!! You're embarrassing yourself!!
Brook and pekoms talk about the Vinsmoke family.
Reiju : You seem to know a lot about history, Skeleton-san.
Brook : I've been alive for a long time and dead too.
Reiju looks at (Y/N).
Reiju : These symptoms.... I'm surprised he's still alive... It can kill a giant on contact, normally.
Chopper : WHAA!!? I'M A FAILURE OF A DICTOR!! WAAAHH!!!
He starts to cry.
Reiju : He's lucky.... Because this happens to be my favourite poison.
She garbs his head and brings it closer.
Nami : NOW HOLD ON SECOND!!!
Chopper uses his heavy point to stop her.
Chopper : Calm down, Nami!!! She knows about the poison!!! I think she can help!
Reiju : Down the hatch~
She starts to suck out the poison.
Luffy : AAAHHH!!! SHE'S SWALLOWING HIM!!!
Nami : I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!
The rashes start to disappear from his body.
(Y/N) : MMMM!!! MMM!!!!
He rolls away.
(Y/N) : Haa... Ha... ARE YOU TRYING TO SUCK THE LIFE OUT OF ME?!!
Reiju : Seems like... I overdid it.
(Y/N) : Are you sure that wasn't on purpose?!!
Chopper, Carrot and Nami hug him.
Chopper : I'm so glad!!!
Luffy : Oh!! (Y/N)!! Sorry about that!
(Y/N) : Nevermind. By the way, did I miss the meal?!
Nami : NO!!!
(Y/N) : Ah right! YOU!!! WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO DO JUST NOW?!!
Chopper : She saved your life, (Y/N).
(Y/N) : Oh, is that so?
He stands up.
(Y/N) : Ahem! Ahem!
(Y/N) : Well then.... Lady... Would you like some tea or coffee?
Reiju : Oh my, a gentleman.
Nami : (Y/N)-kun....
(Y/N) : Oh shit....
(A/N) : Ah yes, Reiju.