minectaft one shots???

enderman irl 😳😳😳 (irl)

(dec 20 2020-but i started adding dates on april 7th 2021 bc i realized how fucking long i forgot about this and how many jokes in this are dead but i'm too lazy to change)
basically only wrote wanted to write this thing BC endermen are hot and i'm bored and i love this photo
the color scheme for today is magenta 💗🎀🔮🎆🎟🍉🌺🐙
its a mildly cool sunday afternoon, and u just woke up from a phat nap. last night, u went to sleep at around 5am bc quarantine tings (pls i go to sleep at like 7am every night) and bc u were so horny 🤤🤤🤤 ur pussy was vibrating with love and affection and u DESPERATELY wanted a hot and sexy enderman to appear in ur room 🤤🤤 ur bed was completely soaked and all the walls were torn thru from ur whole body shaking into orgasm just think about his slim dark legs intertwined with urs as he feeds u his immaculate square cock 🤤🤤🤤🤤

alas, it was just a thought 💆‍♀️ oh if only reality could be real. u reminisce how good it felt when u came while staring out the window, watching the trees softly sway in the slight winds from the north 🌄

although ur pussy is PULSATING with juices from how horny u are and everything drips to the floor, u fall asleep at the peaceful scene outside ur window. when u wake up, it's dark outside. mobs wander around aimlessly while looking for something to kill. u hear a sound from behind u, and u quickly turn around to see what's there. pink particles illuminate the room. 😳😳 "is that an enderman?" u think to urself. u start to walk towards where it teleported to. he stands in the corner, holding something. u slowly move closer and see he's holding a flower 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 omggggfgggggggggggggggg,,,,,,,,,, just rail me daddy 🥺🥺🥺🥺

"hello!" u say enthusiastically. the enderman gets scared and teleports away. enderman are only hostile when u make eye contact 😏😏😏 so u try ur best not to

"hi! is that a flower in ur hand?" u ask him

"yes..." he murmurs. 🥺🥺🥺🥺ur heart and pussy can't take it

"would u like to fuck me daddy endy 😘" u say with pure confidence.

"👁👄👁" he responds. u know he wants to 😏 but consent is key so u have to make him say yes. sub vibes 👉👈

"it's ok, i can tell ur cock is THROBBING. it probably hurts. my pussy is also PULSATING and it hurts so why don't we just 😏😏😏 and 😏😏😏😏😏 and then pain relief 💆‍♀️" u ask him. very politely 🍵

"yas" he finally responds. ugh ur pussy boutta be pounded thank god 😩😩😩

twssss,,,,,,,,,

then,,, the enderman looks DIRECTLY into ur eyes. ugh eye contact 😩 u cum instantly. bUt now he's hostile!!! 😱 .............

.... hostile for sex 😏😏😩🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🥵🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳😳😈😈😈

daddy endy stretches his long ass arms and grabs u 😳firmly😳 u r so touch starved that u cum instantly again. (felt)

daddy endy takes initiative bc now that u have made eye contact,, he's not shy anymore 😈 he's gonna shove his fat blocky cock DEEP inside ur lower regions 😈😈😈 fuck 😩 and then he ACTUALLY does it

"daddy it hurts 😩😩😩 pls don't stop 🤤🤤" u drool on the floor and ur pussy drools on his ripened meat stick, teamwork 😼

ooooo endy likes ur slobbery moist warm soft wet pussy 🤤🤤 he rails u ✨deep✨ and u start crying,,,, ur deepest fantasy is coming true this is amazing 😭

"aGgGhagaaaaagGHhHhHhahahahhAaaaAaaaAAAAAaAaaAaaA" u scream in pain,pleasure,happiness,sadness,horniness,cumness,something else that has to do with sex. daddy endy is going so deep 😍😝 ur legs literally give out and u fall to the ground,,,,,, yas get on ur fucking knees u dirty little slut 😝😝🧎 daddy keeps railing u deep, and ur pussy feels numb but that shit still feel good 💅

man said teleport ✨in✨ teleport ✨out✨ and ur woman hole can barely take it, u squirt all over daddy endy 😝😝😝 daddy endy likes this very much, u r completely defenseless against his wrath 😈 daddy endy let's out a muffled grunt and shoves his member (😖) deep inside u to release his glowy magenta cummies inside u 🤤🤤🤤 ur pussy eats that shit UP shes been dehydrated 🥵 u try to turn around before daddy dips but mans already gone 😔 sexy daddy is gone but u will NEVER forget what happened on this night 😏