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fluff | nekoma | male reader
•how we got in this situation? let's start by when you had to bend down to pick something up, but your legs stayed straight the entire time. it was normal for you, but if you weren't flexible, it would be uncomfortable.
"WHAT THE FUCK" lev shouted after you didn't bend your knees, and he has a whole lot of leg, so he knows.
"what the hell happened?" you said"YOU DIDN'T BEND YOUR FUCKI-" lev was cut off "STOP CURSING" yaku yelled
"what even happened that made you yell so much" kuroo asked
"[F/N] DIDN'T BEND HIS KNEES WHEN HE BENT DOWN"
"okay..and?" kuroo continued, as he looked even more confused"do it again, [f/n]" said nobuyuki
"YEAH! I WANNA SEE!" yelled yamamotoyou bent down, touching your toes without bending your knees, and you swear you saw some of them flinch.
"WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?" asked lev and yamamoto
you decided to impress them and you did a slow back walkover into the splits and lev yelled. again.
"OH MY-" lev shouted
"i swear if you curse-"
"don't threaten him yaku. it only hypes him up even more." said kenma glaring at levthe whole team were looking so impressed, until yamamoto tried to do the splits.
he hasn't walked properly since.
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requested from @-HARUVL , thank you for reading!
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