Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

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Ok another random thought but Hayloft with Mass, Penny, and Mass's bitch of a father, England

Also, for your consideration:

Alabama: The sky sure is pretty tonight

South Carolina: You know what else is pretty?

Both: Tennessee

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Florida: I ain’t never seen two good parents

Connecticut: Always one if not both of them gotta be shitty

California: I’m getting y’all new parents

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*buying groceries*

California: Hey do you have any bags?

DC: the only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

California:

California: a simple no would have sufficed