Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
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    Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can

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    Incorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters

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    Hawaii: My boyfriend is to tall to kiss on the lips. What should I do?
    New York: Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him
    Florida: Tackle him
    Louisiana: Kick him in the shin
    Alaska: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN
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    Florida: Welcome to Applebee's! Would you like the apples, or bees?
    DC: B-bees?
    Florida: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES
    DC: Wait-
    Louisiana: *walks in with a jar of bees*
    DC: WAIT-
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    California, parking the car: Can you guys get a table?
    Florida and Luis: Sure
    *Three minutes later*
    Both of them, sprinting out of the restaurant, carrying a table: START THE CAR!
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