Alaska: Fuck you!
Alaska: *jumps into snow drift barefoot, in t-shirt and shorts*
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Ohio, at Michigan: Don't be a Richard, dick.
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Florida and Louie: *platonically flirting*
DC: I'm a third wheel in my own relationship
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California: Fuck god, hail seven
New York: S e v e n
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Washington: Why would he be eating him?
Indiana: Cannibalism
Louie: .....sure
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DC: Hey Cali what's 'eating out'?
Texas: *chokes on his drink*
Florida: *bursts out laughing*
California: Well-
DC: Nevermind I regret everything
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CDC: My OCD may be getting really bad to the point where I have to try and control everything and I'm on the verge of a mental breakdown but at least I have this icecream so ha
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Washington: *vibing to music*
California: This song's about oral sex
Washington: wHY
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Alaska: I swear, if it gets any hotter I'm gonna die
Florida: Dude it's like..5 degrees (celsius) out
Alaska: And?
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Florida: Dude, it's stronger to let your emotions show then to hide them away in fear
Florida:
Florida: Why did I just get offended by my own advice
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Florida: *texts DC* Heyyyyy
DC: No
Florida: What why
DC: Five y's means you have a new idea and I don't wanna hear it
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New York: *accidentally stabs self*
New York: Huh
New York: Anyways
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Utah: Aren't you cold?
Nevada, shaking: It's for the AETHSTETIC
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Incorrect statehouse quotes (And Headcannons) because I can
FanfictionIncorrect quotes for Ben Brainard's welcome to the Statehouse series, will probably include ships. Disclaimer: I do not own these characters
