It started with a fall

Chapter 1

This chapter- this story includes swearing, gayness and full of cringe.

Can't handle the gayness, become the sadness. - my quote. NO COPYRIGHT HERE PLEASE!?

Maybe not gayness from the start of this chapter because I am sad?

"Talking"

'Thinking'

"Shouting"

"God is speaking"

(Idiotic author)

The sun shone brightly over the calming waves as it faintly crashed the rocky shore..

That peacefulness was ruined by a certain knucklehead.

"BITCHES, IM INOSUKE!" A certain idiot said while 'jumping' off of the cliff.

He then died a very painful death. The end.

JK

Idiot's POV,

Hi, I'm Miruki. I'm 17 too!

Your average high school otaku at your service!

You must be wondering why I 'jumped' off the cliff don't you? Right, admit it! You do :).

'Shut up, I'm socially awkward and is depressed'

(But aren't we all? ;p)

I admit that I didn't jump off.. I actually fell down the cliff.

I mean, who would jump to their painful death down there? I certainly wouldn't since I haven't finished rewatching all of my precious manga.

I also certainly wouldn't want to leave my precious computer alone with my idiotic twin that will break anything just by a frickin touch. My god damn heart aches just by thinking of it.

But here I am, talking to myself in the bottom of loneliness. Waiting to fall to my painful death.

I close my eyes and then I died~ a brand new world is waiting for me. Ahh, shit- no copyright strike pleasee.

Two and a half hour later.

"You mere mortal, you dare snore in front of my lawn while jumping off of the cliff?!"

The voice boomed throughout the darkness.

A ghostly figure suddenly approached the sleeping maniac.

As the figure came close enough, a loud satisfying slap was heard echoing around the room.

"AH JESUS, IM AWAKE!"
The startled boy quickly got up and checked his surroundings.
"Where am I and WHeRe ARe MY cLOTheS?!" Miruki said- yelled.

"Does it matter where you are? Plus. There isn't much to see to begin with.
And to answer your question, you.. are in my domain right now."

Miruki gasped as multiple arrows struck right through his petty little heart.

But that isn't the important thing right now.

First of all, he died by a vine. Secondly, got roasted by freakin God?!

Could this day get any worse?!

Yes it could, because your precious anime won't be waiting for you at home anymore.

I mean, it would. But just waiting for him for eternity in the depths of darkness.

Miruki's POV,

'What am I doing here? Just for you to insult me to death?'

I questioned with annoyance in my head.

I'm not having a good day. I won't be able to see my anime anymore. -Le Tears-

"Ahm. To answer your question, I'm the God.. that's going to reincarnate you. And yes, I can read minds because of every gOD lOGiC -"

(-le gasp-.. the fourth wall! Where mah flex tape at-?)

Ahm.. while the author tries fixing the fourth wall, please continue on why you're going to reincarnate me instead of sending me to He*l?

"Why yes. I'm going to reincarnate you because you're actually the first person to die by a vine! Congratulations on being the first. Also, we don't use that word here.

We prefer to call it heaven. -Le hair flip-"

"Also, I'm going to give you 3 wishes for my own sort of entertainment since I'm bored."

'Wow, a sassy king'

'And also, what is this? My own personal  genie that's going to put me down after my three wishes? Oh oops-'

"Worry not mortal, I didn't take that as a personal offence but.. +1 wish for effort."

"Um.. okay. My first wish is that I want to get reincarnated in hunter x hunter. A anime I watched. My second wish is that I want to have a teleportation and immunity to to poison/etc quirk. My third wish is.. I want to keep my past life memories.

My fourth wish is..

I want my own personal harem."

"Seems like a normal otaku's wish. Consider them done. Also, A friendly tip. Your nen type is going to be a specialist because I could care less. Also, you can choose your own specialty on what you wanna do like fortune telling. Bye."

And poof. I fell into the ditch of my dream.

Hunter x hunter, here I come!

Then I closed my eyes as my frown turned upside down.

(Yes, I made the idiot op, who cares? You do? Well.. I'm going to kill-u-a.

Haha. I'm so hilarious. Laugh at my joke bi*ch- jk, you don't have to. Kill me please :( .

And I'm not probably going to update for a long time since all my books are on hiatus. Byeee.

My old books are cringey. This one too.)