december 23/24
a/n: fun fact for everyone axel is named axel because i always used to think victor (from bowers' gang) was named axel. i have no fucking clue where that assumption came from. either way, blond bitch boy named axel... into the story he goes.
group therapy
stan: guys i just got home
stan: what the absolute fuck was that
bill: IT WAS SO AWKWARD
eddie: they seem nice though !
patty: what
mike: what
bill: just met axel
patty: OH LMFAO how did it go
mike: axel?
stan: DID YOU GUYS NOT TELL HIM????
eddie: uhhhhhhhhhhhh
mike: who is axel???
bill: so mike.
bill: richie lives in new york stanley saw him and richie is engaged to axel and we just met axel
mike: J????!?!?!?36,.3$%^&*&^%^?./4?./3./4./4 AND NO ONE TOLD ME?
mike: RICHIE????????? TOZIER??????
bill: yeah we haven't told bev or ben either.
mike: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU GUYS WHAT THE FUCK
mike: wait he's engaged?
stan: yeah
mike: oh fuck he's like. grown up. fuck wait what does he even look like im just imagining a taller richie from teenagehood
stan: that's not a word
eddie: he basically looks the same i would say
bill: well, a little different. but not by much
patty: oKAY BITCHES HOW WAS IT MEETING AXEL
stan: terrifying. he absolutely knows about. you know.
patty: not great.
bill: it was very very very awkward. i tried to make it not awkward but it was extremely awkward. jamie is kinda scary
stan: JAMIE IS SO FUCKING SCARY I FEEL LIKE A TEEN SCARED TO GET BEAT UP AGAIN
eddie: idk what u guys are on i thought they were decently nice !
eddie: and axel and richie are kind of cute. the way jamie talks about his girlfriend makes me a little uncomfortable, but it's alright. axel was welcoming!
stan: respectfully eddie i don't agree AT ALL
eddie: respectfully stan you are very biased
mike: who jamie
bill: friend of axel/richie
mike: ah okay
patty: okay so now that we're done with personality analysis. what does axel look like
bill: i mean. he. he's a guy. he's a guy, that is absolutely for sure.
stan: he looks like a surfer
eddie: he looks like he says the word radical unironically
stan: not sure if that's a word
patty: oh interesting
patty: i've never met richie but from what you guys have told me
patty: that doesn't seem like his type
mike: i mean to be fair how would we know his type
mike: when all we know is stanley.
stan: yikes
eddie: yikes indeed
eddie: he used to talk to me about like. boys and celebrity crushes and i wouldn't expect him to have a crush on surfer axel either.
mike: can i interrupt
mike: can i just talk about what a weird name axel is
bill: it's not that weird really
eddie: yeah but the nickname axe is so fucking funny
patty: HE HAS A THREE LETTER NICKNAME FOR A FOUR LETTER NAME?
mike: okay but like. axel as in car wheel axel? that's funny
stan: could be weirder.
bill: could ALWAYS be weird
bill: imagine if his name was beet
mike: bill are you okay
eddie: he is drinking wine
eddie: he also drank wine at richie's
eddie: really splurging on the wine today
stan: expose your boyfriend like that
bill: yeah eddie
bill: pain pain pain pain pain pain
mike: ...okay
patty: OKAY ANOTHER INTERVIEW QUESTION
patty: did richie seem happy?
stan: i mean yeah ig he was just aware of how awkward it was
bill: he seemed content
mike: just content?
bill: idk he's changed a little but that's expected
stan: can i talk about something that bothered me
patty: ya
stan: richie was telling a story about eddie and halfway through axel, like, kicked jamie in the shins under the table and they laughed, and then a minute later he made a side comment about how much richie was talking and then richie didn't talk for very long after that
bill: oh what i didn't notice that
eddie: i did but jamie was just saying it as a joke right
stan: i mean yeah but. still uncomfortable
patty: the whole night sounds uncomfortable
bill: it was uncomfortable
mike: i can't believe you guys didn't tell me
mike: this is racism
mike: except patty she's not racist
patty: thank u lovely
bill: mikey dont cancel me i'm trying to be a writer
mike: on thin ice william denbrough
mike: thin ice
stan: why am i tempted to go to sleep it's 9pm and i have work to finish
bill: do the work rn loser
stan: are you trying to bully me into doing my work
bill: yes u loser
stan: it's working. gonna get on my laptop now
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timing : stozier
Fanfiction"does he hurt you?" "do i look bruised?" "that's not what i mean."
