timing : stozier

44

august 15/16

good morning ben !

stan: hey guys

stan: uhhhh has anyone talked to richie recently

bev: no he hasn't answered my texts

stan: yeah he got his phone taken away but i meant like in person

bill: wait but

stan: ???

bill: nvm

eddie: stan you live next to him??????

stan: he won't open the door. i don't know if anyone has been home recently

selena: like no parents or no richie??

ben: what??????

stan: and vans have been coming and going and i don't know what's happening

mike: that's weird what is happening??

eddie: what kind of vans?

stan: i dunno like. big vans. almost trucks but not quite ?? i haven't been really paying attention at first i thought it was relatives but idk

ben: woah thats really strange

bev: bill what do you know??

bill: nothing

bill: i don't know anything i just had a thought

bev: what was the thought?

selena: ^

bill: it doesn't matter i was wrong

bev: okay ...

stan: this is really fucking weird why wont he speak to me

stan: why won't he answer the door??

eddie: couldn't u sneak in his window??

stan: wtf how do u

stan: nvm. anyway i can't because it's hard to and he told me not to so that his dad won't accidentally catch me

selena: BUT IF NOBODY IS HOME ?????

stan: BUT I DON'T KNOW THAT

ben: can i bring something completely off topic for a second

bev: yes

ben: richie and all of us have affected stanley so much that he has started using "u" and acronyms and slang. just thought i'd mention that.

stan: FUCK

mike: u right u right !

stan: nonetheless there are more important things at hand right now

ben: i know i just wanted to add that

eddie: hold on maybe nothing is happening, maybe you guys are overreacting

bev: stan can we come over today

stan: oh, uh, let me ask my parents.

ben: yeah maybe someone will answer the door if we're all there

stan: yes you guys can!

bev: literally on my fucking way

eddie: i think you guys are overreacting ...