A bonding time with my dog...WTF!?

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Me:*pulls Matt's leash but he is struggling* Grrr Matt! Just go with me it's not that hard is it?!

[A/N: If you forgot about Matt he is the dog that America had given me*winks*]

Matt:Arf arf!(I don't wanna go outside!)

Me: -_- Oh I'm sorry I don't speak DOG LANGUAGE!

Matt:*sits still struggling on the leash* -_- Arf arf! (What did I do to make you my owner?)

Me:*still pulling* Come on Matt! Just one walk on the park and we're home! Please? *uses puppy dog eyes*

Matt:*shakes head*

Me:*gets a toy for dogs* Here Mattie!

Matt:*doesn't look at it*

Me:*waves the toy infront of him*

Matt:*whimpers then looks at the toy with big eyes*

Me:*smirks* Oh you want this?*waves the toy infront of him again*

Matt:*nods vigorously*

Me: Then go walk with me to the park!

Matt:*crosses arms while sitting then shakes head*

Me: *starts crying and sniffing with big eyes* Please? Just one walk? You don't love me anymore?

Matt:*tilts head* ^_^ *leaves me*

Me: o_O What? I hate bonding with my dog! *stops crying* -_- *Leaves*

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