@ Michael5SOS: I have no pants on
@ someone: uh...good for you?
@ Michael5SOS: well anyways hookup
@ Michael5SOS OH GOD NO I MEANT HI OMG THAT WAS DUCKING AUTOCORRECT
@ Michael5SOS: FUCKING AUTOCORRECT DAMMIT
@ Michael5SOS: stupid dumbshit goddamn motherfucker
@ someone: reading Lukes shirts arent we you idiot
@ Michael5SOS: oh
@ Michael5SOS: I see whatcha did there babe
@ someone: still stuck on the babe thing I see
@ Michael5SOS: well now that you mention it I can always go back (;
@ someone: no I swear if you call me babe one more time im going to kill myself
@ Michael5SOS: alright darling
@ Michael5SOS: what are you wearing
@ someone: cat pj pants and a superman shirt, why?
@ Michael5SOS: iM NAKED
@ someone: !!pics or it didn't happen
@ Michael5SOS: im in the shower
@ Michael5SOS: im dming you in the shower
@ Michael5SOS: and I have no clothes on
@ someone: no shit Sherlock
@ someone: isn't your phone gonna get wet
@ Michael5SOS: no
@ someone: why
@ someone: is the shower not on
@ someone: you pussy
@ Michael5SOS: it's not getting wet bc I have skills and im not a pussy
@ someone: you are what you eat
@ Michael5SOS: .......well fuck
@ Michael5SOS: I'll give you that one, that was damn good
@ someone: and you don't have skills if you're not getting her wet (;
@ Michael5SOS: stopit
@ Michael5SOS: stop burning me
@ Michael5SOS: IM the one that's supposed to be burning people
@ someone: "CALL 911 I AM ON FIRE" no?
@ Michael5SOS: babe ):
@ someone: I thought we talked about this
@ Michael5SOS: baby ):
@ someone: daddy ):
@ Michael5SOS: KEEP THOU FILTHY ASHTON KINKS AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER
@ someone: stop wasting water and go shower properly dad
@ Michael5SOS: I see how it is, babe
@ Michael5SOS: today daddy has all the authority here and that means I get to call you babe (;
@ someone: *hyperventilation*
