CALL 911 I AM ON FIRE

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@ Michael5SOS: knock knock

@ someone: who's there?

@ Michael5SOS: Britney Spears

@ someone5SOS: britney spears who?

@ Michael5SOS: (: knock knock

@ someone: .....

@ someone: who's there??

@ Michael5SOS: britney spears

@ someone: you know what I'm done with your shit

@ Michael5SOS: NO NO NO FINISH THE JOKE FIRST

@ someone: britney fucking spears who you motherfucking cunt

@ Michael5SOS: oops I did it again :')

@ someone: im leaving

@ someone: im done

@ someone: Im so done with your fucking shit

@ Michael5SOS: no no no stay I have another one

@ someone: no

@ Michael5SOS: NO

@ Michael5SOS: LISTEN TO ME BABE

@ someone: bAbe oh fuck

@ Michael5SOS: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

@ someone: .........im so done

@ Michael5SOS: and im so down

@ someone: oh fuck

@ Michael5SOS: CALL 911 I AM ON FIRE

@ someone: why do I even like your damn band

@ someone: how did I get myself into this mess

@ Michael5SOS: HOW DID WE END UP HERE

@ someone: stop your shitty self-promo dammit

@ Michael5SOS: but babe

@ someone: bABE

@ Michael5SOS: babe I have so many more jokes

@ someone: yOU CALLED ME BABE

@ someone: MORE THAN ONCE

@ Michael5SOS: yeah, captain obvious, anything else to add?

@ Michael5SOS: enlighten me, babe

@ someone: IM STILL A FAN

@ someone: AND YOU DECIDE ITS ALRIGHT TO GO CALL ME BABE AND SCREW WITH MY EMOTIONS AND PUT ME AT RISK FOR CARDIAC ARREST HERE

@ someone: IM HAVING HEART PALPITATIONS OH MY

@ Michael5SOS: babe

@ Michael5SOS: babe babe babe babe babe babe

@ someone: STOP IT GAUSKLWOWISICHHSUWOD

@ Michael5SOS: bAAaaaAAaAaAaaaaaaAaabe

@ someone: stop

@ Michael5SOS: don't you mean

@ someone: oh my god

@ Michael5SOS: DON'T STOP ??1?!!1??1!?1?11???111?!111?!1!1

@ someone: stop it I hate you omg

@ Michael5SOS: I love you too, babe

@ someone: fuck off im going this is too much for my poor fragile heart

@ Michael5SOS: POOR UNFORTUNATE SOULS

@ someone: MICHAEL

@ Michael5SOS: alright alright I'll stop

@ someone: thank god

@ Michael5SOS: babe I love you you're my life babe lets go make love on the kitchen counter and proceed to eat sandwiches there babe <334442

@ someone: no fuck bye

@ Michael5SOS: you know you love me (;

@ Michael5SOS: it's been two minutes why aren't you replying ):

@ someone: I have to go to school mikey

@ Michael5SOS: if you get to go to stop talking to me then I get to call you babe

@ someone: alright alright fine

@ Michael5SOS: have a nice day at school babe <3

@ someone: get lost


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