During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date.''
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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The Ultimate Joke Book
HumorThis is the best book on watt pad. Yeah I know you don't believe me but it is true this book right here is the best joke book out there it does not have 16 or 9 pages well over that in fact by the end this book will be jam-packed with jokes your ass...
