Donkey doesn't want to upset hsi alpha

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- "Ugh, look at that. Who would wanna live in a place like that?"

- "That, would be my home."

- "...oh and it IS LOVELY, JUST BEAUTIFUL!"

since Donkey knew he was going to spew out them Shronkey bbys in da future, he was hoping that the place he'd spend the rest of his dronkey life in somewhere Ogres would live. When he found out that the swamp was his senpai's house he had taken back what he said and immediately loved the place.

- "I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."

did you know, a scientist named Mike Myers had discovered that boulders came from a donkey and a rock? And in ancient chinese era, they put boulders beside their donkeys for good luck birth charm? Maybe sexy shrek didn't know that, but he just made his swamp more inviting for littel donkey and their suppose shronkey babies if it weren't 4 dat fiona >:(((((((((((((


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