Back in the days of the old Wild Wild West, lived a guy named Red. He rode into town like he usually did every Saturday night and went into the saloon to get drunk. All of his friends saw him drinking and decided to play a trick on him.
They went outside and turned the saddle on his horse around. Later that evening, Red was very drunk and staggered outside. He got up on his horse and rode off.
The next morning he woke with a start, "My goodness!"
His wife is concerned by his behaviour and asks, "What's wrong dear, don't you feel well?"
"Yeah," he said, "but I had a tough time getting home last night. Some son of a gun cut my horse's head off. I had to guide him all the way home with my finger sticking in his windpipe!"
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