Smash Mouth but theyre just smashing Akechi's brain to bits

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ThotSlayer420 created a new chat.
ThotSlayer420 renamed the chat to All Stars.
ThotSlayer420 added FastAsEffBoi, Lobster, and Pancakes to the chat.

ThotSlayer420:some
FastAsEffBoi:BODY ONCE TOLD ME
Lobster: The world is going to roll me.

(A minute or so of silence passes.)

ThotSlayer420: goro where are you
ThotSlayer420: why arent you continuing
Pancakes: I don't know this song.
FastAsEffBoi: WHATWHATWHATWHATENDJDHFYDJSKSJDJEJSJDHFJDJISJDBS
ThotSlayer420: bro chill
FastAsEffBoi: EVEN YUSUKE KNOWS IT
FastAsEffBoi: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE
Pancakes: Why do I need to know it?
FastAsEffBoi: RENREN WONT BE UR BOYFRIEND IF U DONT KNOW IT
Pancakes: I do not want to be his boyfriend.
FastAsEffBoi: ughhh SHUDDUP, now Renren wont luv u
ThotSlayer420: wait goro u dont wanna be my bf?
Pancakes: No.
ThotSlayer420: ok

(Another minute passes. Eventually, Ren leaves the chat room.)

FastAsEffBoi: >:( u made him sad now
Pancakes: How do you know?
FastAsEffBoi: i just know
Lobster: I, too, can sense Ren's absolute despair and dejectedness.
Pancakes: Whatever you say.
FastAsEffBoi: u knoooow, u can make him happy again if u learn the song
Pancakes: He'll get over me not knowing one song.
FastAsEffBoi: yeah but he wont get over you saying you dont wanna be his boyfriend, and learning the song is a great way to start apologizing!!!
Pancakes: I do not want to be his boyfriend.
FastAsEffBoi: suuuuure
Lobster: Sure.
FastAsEffBoi: ur so mean to him >:(
Pancakes: I don't care.

(The three close the chat room. Eventually, Goro decides to message a certain someone.)

Pancakes: Sakamoto, what was the song called again?
FastAsEffBoi: im not sakamoto
Pancakes: What?
FastAsEffBoi: TIS I, FUTAB SAKAKA, MASTER OF DA HAXX AND BEST WINGWOMAN
Pancakes: I'm so done.
FastAsEffBoi: i stole ryu's phone :)
Pancakes: I knew it. Sakamoto doesn't use emoticons that much.
FastAsEffBoi: MWEHEHEHEHE!!!! ;))) SO U DO WANNA BE HIS BF
Pancakes: No. I just know Sakamoto won't get off my ass for not knowing the song.
FastAsEffBoi: SUUUUURE, lOvErbOyYyyYyYyY
Pancakes: Shut up. What's the song's name?
FastAsEffBoi: All Star by Smash Mouth. Good luck with apologizing to Reeeeen~!
Pancakes: Thank you. Now, don't talk to me for a whole day, please.

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