ThotSlayer420: everybody gangsta till ryuji sharts in the mona car
FastAsEffBoi: WHY ME???!!!!????!!?!?!?!?)
Pancakes: I wager it's due to your natural vulgarness.
FistsOfJustice: You also have a tendency to fart in the middle of class. At least, that's what Ann told me.
FastAsEffBoi: ANN YOU TRAITOR
ImHot: NOT MY FAULT YOU CANT CLOSE UR CHEEKS
FastAsEffBoi: AND I WOULD NEVER FART IN THE MONA CAR
Lobster: I believe Ren said 'shart', not fart.
FastAsEffBoi: ok that i cant promise
ThotSlayer420: MONA IS SCREAMING BESIDE ME HELP HE WONT STOP
SnaccBoi: Hey guys! Sumire found her phone, but it's kind of broken so she still has to use mine for now. :(
Hacker_Gorl: MARUKI DO YOU THINK RYUJI WOULD SHART IN THE MONA CAR
SnaccBoi: Mona car? Sorry, I don't know what you're talking about... :/
ThotSlayer420: MY CAT CAN TURN INTO A CAR
SnaccBoi: Oh, I think I remember seeing that happen in my Palace! But why are you asking me if Sakamoto-san would 'shart' in Ren's cat-car?
ThotSlayer420: HE WOULD RIGHT????
ImHot: HE WOULD
Lobster: I also believe he would, albeit on accident.
Pancakes: He'd do it on purpose.
FistsOfJustice: I agree.
FastAsEffBoi: I DEVOTE MY LIFE TO THIS SHIT AND THIS IS WHAT I GET????!!????
Hacker_Gorl: yes :)
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ThotSlayer420: IM GONNA RIDE ON TOP OF THE MONA CAR
Pancakes: That's a horrible decision. But I bet it'll be hilarious, so I won't stop you.
FistsOfJustice: Ren, what if you break Morgana's back?
SpilledTheTea: Oh no! Please do not break his back!
FastAsEffBoi: we dont do animal abuse like that PISS BABY SUGIMURA
Pancakes: Sugimura?
SpilledTheTea: He was my good-for-nothing, useless, trash of society fiancé. We don't talk anymore, though!
Pancakes: Every day, a new reason to fear the floof.
ImHot: FEAR THE FLOOF
ThotSlayer420: !THE! GORO AKECHI JUST TYPED FLOOF INTO THE GROUP CHAT.
Pancakes: Yes? Is there something weird about that?
ThotSlayer420: now that you have said floof you are officially one of us,,,
ThotSlayer420: i invite you to sit with me at the top of the mona car
Pancakes: Sure.
Hacker_Gorl: HES GONNA PUSH YOU OFF
ThotSlayer420: i'd let him <333
Pancakes: Are you okay? Actually, nevermind. We know the answer to that already.
ThotSlayer420 has changed their name to GoroSimp.
GoroSimp: fUTABAAAAAAAAA
Hacker_Gorl: im not wrong tho
GoroSimp: ig but can i be the thot slayer again pls
Hacker_Gorl: fine but you owe me a month's supply of ramem
GoroSimp has changed their name to ThotSlayer420.
ThotSlayer420: ramem
Pancakes: Ramem.
FistsOfJustice: Ramem?
ImHot: RAMEM
FastAsEffBoi: RAMEMMMM :));):):):):)2&2!;&2$383
Hacker_Gorl: YOU BASTARDS, I WILL RAMEMBER THIS
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ThotSlayer420: you ever just slap someones ass and he starts chasing you and now youre stuck in a tree and hes yelling at you from below
FistsOfJustice: Ren, what did you do now.
Pancakes: Our beloved attic trash had the audacity to slap my ass and run away.
ThotSlayer420: *your* beloved attic trash
Hacker_Gorl: bitches really be out here smackin asses and climbing trees,,, misuse of speed
ImHot: Ren youre a cat lmao
Hacker_Gorl: CATBOY REN??!?????!??!?3&2$3$3&&:&:$;!:$82&3)4)2$:!?!;??/!38102920
ImHot: OH MY GOD WE'RE GENIUSES
Pancakes: Ren as a catboy? That's interesting.
FastAsEffBoi: WHAT THE WHDJEKDB YOURE INTO CTABOYS AKEKI,??!?&?!?!/?:&:!
Lobster: If Ren is a cat, Akechi must be a dog.
Pancakes: Did you just call me a dog?
SnaccBoi: I must admit, Akechi-senpai does remind me a bit of a dog! Not quite sure what breed, though. -Sumire
SnaccBoi: Maybe a Golden Retriever? I'm not very well educated on dog breeds, however. :/ -Maruki
Pancakes: Not you too.
SpilledTheTea: Shall we head to the cosplay store in Shibuya and purchase a pair of cat ears for Ren?
Hacker_Gorl: AND DOG EARS FOR AKEHCI
Pancakes: I refuse to wear those.
ThotSlayer420: i wont wear mine if you dont wear yours
Pancakes: Make sure you get brown ears for me.
SpilledTheTea: And we'll get a lovely pair of black cat ears for Ren!
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FastAsEffBoi: I WAS JOGGING THRU INOKASHIRA AND GUESS WHAT I SEE
ThotSlayer420: STOP IGNORING ME RYUJI HELP GODDAMMIT
FistsOfJustice: Ren, are you still in the tree?
Pancakes: He is.
FistsOfJustice: ...Ryuji what do you see?
FastAsEffBoi: a certain catboy screaming in a tree while a certain dogboy screams back at him
SpilledTheTea: We're coming over with the cat and dog ear headbands!
Hacker_Gorl: THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT BLACKMAIL MATERIAL WOOO
FistsOfJustice: I'm coming as well. If I don't, Ren might be dead before anyone else gets there...
Lobster: I'm coming, too. This will inspire great art from me.
SnaccBoi: Sumire wants to go, and I don't really have anything else to do right now, so we're going too! :D
ImHot: SHIHO AND I ARE GOING RN WE ARE ON THE TRAIN AND READY TO BULLY REN
ThotSlayer420: OKAY FIRST OF ALL FUCK YOU GUYS
Pancakes: Is that crowd over there you guys?
ImHot: lmao probably
ThotSlayer420: MY DIGNITY,,, REDUCED TO ATOMS WITHIN A MATTER OF SECONDS
Pancakes: Imagine how I feel, kitty.
ThotSlayer420: DID YOU JUST
Hacker_Gorl: CAUGHT IN 5K SCREENSHOTTED SAVED AND SENDING TO THE ENTIRETY OF THE MEDIA
ThotSlayer420: I JUST GOT CALLED "KITTY".... BY GORO FENRIR AKECHI... WHO IS ABOUT TO WEAR DOG EARS... I CAN DIE HAPPY
FastAsEffBoi: ayo wheres the actual kitty
Pancakes: Is that him in the lake?
Lobster: fhdi
FistsOfJustice: Yusuke really just jumped in there to save him... Admirable, but still idiotic.
Pancakes: Morgana won't be the only kitty drowning by the time we're done.
ThotSlayer420: TWO TIMES I HAVE BEEN CALLED KITTY BY THE GORO FENRIR AKECHI WHO IS ABOUT TO WEAR DOG EARS
Pancakes: Since you seem to like it so much, kitty, make that three times.
ThotSlayer420: ASDJSHEJEKSIOSJDJEOE
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Persona 5 Chat Fic
RandomOkay. I got bored while playing P5. Ik i should work on stuff like the other books but i got bored. So here you go.
