Im extremely depresso that Joker doesnt have any nav lines,,, for real they missed out
When someone's brainwashed:
Joker: No no no! They've been brainwashed!
Queen, quick! FIST! OF! JUSTICE!
Queen: No. Stop. Please.
When Queen's brainwashed:
Joker: ... Anyone else here got a mean left hook?
When Joker's brainwashed:
Joker: SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNYKH---
Skull: OH SHIT A COMMIE
(Yes thats the actual lyrics to the Russian Anthem i think, idk but i know its russian)
When someone's confused:
Joker: Confused? Yeah honestly same. I mean, I get sued and sent to Tokyo, then I wound up in a castle, and--- Oh shit, we're in a battle!
Crow: You... You're a fucking idiot.
When confused:
Joker: The fuck? The fuck? The fuck is in the air? The fuck? There's fairies everywhere?
Skull: Too many f-words. IT'S FAN TIME
When someone's scared:
Joker: Scared? It's alright, everything'll be fine. Please don't run. I have your back. I'll protect you.
When Crow's scared:
Joker: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THE DETECTIVE PRINCE IS AFRAID HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SCAREDY CAT AGAHAHAHAH---
Crow: ... *ugly crying on the inside*
When someone's on fire:
Joker: Stop, drop, bop it. Twist it. Pull it.
Crow: I'll bop your head after this, idiot!
When Panther's on fire:
Joker: Too hot for her own good.
Panther: HELP ME YOU BITCH---
When Crow's on fire:
Joker: LOVE, IS A BURNING THING---
Crow: Why. Why do you do this to me.
When someone's in despair:
Joker: NOOO STOP THIS ISN'T DANGANRONPA! ORACLE GET ME THE EGGY RIGHT NOW!
When someone's frozen:
Joker: Ice, ice, baby! WOOHOOOOO!
Mona: Why would you do this, Joker? Why?
When Crow's frozen:
Joker: MAYBE YA SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SO COLD TO ME HUH? MAYBE YA SHOULDA WARMED UP TO ME HUH? MAYBE YA---
Crow: ... (Fuck you.)
(:> idk why i made this)
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Persona 5 Chat Fic
RandomOkay. I got bored while playing P5. Ik i should work on stuff like the other books but i got bored. So here you go.
