Persona 5 Chat Fic

random shit to prove im alive

just random shit i thought of at 2 am
also i have like a 3-part thingy coming up for this book,,, tbh it's become 30% chat fic and 70% me attempting to write like a normal person for once

ThotSlayer420: have any of you ever realized that each day i only grow hotter
ThotSlayer420: my hotness is becoming an entity separate from me. it is becoming a menace to society. soon i will not be able to stop it. it will continue to grow and age like fine wine, wine that will flood through the streets and drown those who lay eyes upon it. the world will drown in my beauty, there will be one survivor: me, the one who caused this all. beauty is pain, they say, but they never specified whose pain it was.
Pancakes: No matter how pretty your face is, it will never change the fact that you have a tiny dick.
ThotSlayer420: SHUT THE FUCK UP LIAR

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Pancakes: Ren, I'm coming over to Leblanc.
ThotSlayer420: its 1 am but im not complainjng ig
Pancakes: complainjng.
ThotSlayer420: im giving you extra sweet coffee and curry that i shat out my ass

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ThotSlayer420: hey gorowo remember that time we fought lavenza
ThotSlayer420: like 4 times in a row till our asses were so beat that we couldnt even say "persona" anymore
Pancakes: Yes. I remember. Why?
ThotSlayer420: wanna head into mementos today
Pancakes: You're lucky I hate both you and myself.
ThotSlayer420: is that a yes? :)
Pancakes: Well, before I agree, and since we both know last time's outcome...
Pancakes: Let me get something finished.

(Goro looks up from his phone, clearing his throat.)
"Ahem..."
"PERRRSONAAAUUUUGGGHHHHHHH!"

Pancakes: Okay, let's go.
Hacker_Gorl: damn akechi that was the evilest "persona" ive ever heard you shout
ThotSlayer420: i was bout to say "oMg thIs iS pRiVatE mEssAGeS hoW did yUo gEt hReee" but then i remembered, you're futaba
Hacker_Gorl: damn straight

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ImHot: ok my phone's gonna be on silent today, got a shoot to do
FastAsEffBoi: YOU GOTTA SHOOT SOMEONE??
FistsOfJustice: Who?
Lobster: That's the first thing you wuestion
Lobster: wuestion*
Lobster: wuestion**
Lobster: wuestion***
Hacker_Gorl: oh my god a lobster took yusuke's phone
Lobster: wuestion****

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ThotSlayer420: so me and gooro went to memenos toaay
ThotSlayer420: got our asses kicked and hes still forcing me to coo k for him
Pancakes: It hurts to sit and youre to blame
Hacker_Gorl: OOO UR COOKING??? ME WANT
Hacker_Gorl: also damn ren would make such a good housewife,,, get on it AKECHI
ThotSlayer420: this isnt housewife material im being kidnapped and held agaist my will in my owj home
Pancakes: You said you were hungry and wanted to cook so i let you
Pancakes: My ass probably hurts more than yours
ThotSlayer420: worth it tho, we got to explain deez nuts to lavenza
ImHot: YOU WHAT?
FastAsEffBoi: deez nuts >:)
ImHot: EXPLAIN RN

ThotSlayer420: so basically gorowo and i were training against lavenza, i made a deez nuts joke in the middle of the fight (it was hilarious, whole squad was laughing) and akechi made one back
Pancakes: The whole squad was not laughing there were only three of us counting lavenza youre delusional

(Ren, from Leblanc's stove: "OH, IF YOU WANNA ACT LIKE THAT THEN COOK THIS YOURSELF DIPSHIT!")

ThotSlayer420: but anyway Lavenza stopped and was like "What is 'Deez nuts'?" so kech and i spent probably two Metaverse hours explaining it to her
Pancakes: He made me leave the metaverse to check my phone and memorize the deez nuts knowyourmeme page
ThotSlayer420: YEAH BUT WHEN WE LOST FOR THE EIGHTH TIME SHE FINISHED US OFF WITH "it would appear as though you have choked on deez nuts." AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL
Pancakes: i hate yoy
Hacker_Gorl: yoy
ImHot: yoy
FastAsEffBoi: yoy
Pancakes: goodnight

ThotSlayer420: HE PASSED OUT ON THE COUNTER OH  SHIT FUCK DAMMIT UHDHSH