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13/5
6:15pm

Mark: Hey Hermy. You there?

Hermione: Yes Ark. But I smell like pee mixed with lavender oil.

Mark: Sorry about that. Oliver's not getting any Smacos for a week.

Hermione: You don't have to do that to him. It makes me feel mean

Mark: Nah. Don't worry about it. We ran out yesterday. I just won't buy anymore until next week. Think of it as a money saver.

Hermione: Oh, ok. I don't fell as bad now.

Mark: Cool. Have you read the Harry Potter?

Hermione: OMFG. Of course I have!! My name is HERMIONE for petes sake.Instead of Cinderella and Snow White, my parents read me The Tales Of Beedle The Bard!!!!!!

Mark: Oh, yeah. I forgot.

Hermione: Yet again, the stupidity of boys amases me.

Mark: HEY!!!

Hermione: Just kidding.

Mark: Oh good. Anyway. . . Back to Harry Potter.

Hermione: OMFG. How amazing is it.

Mark: I KNOW!!!!

Hermione: I'm still waiting for my letter to Hogwarts.

Mark: HAHA. Same!

Hermione: IT IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER YOUNG MAN. IT IS LIFE. NOW GOODBYE.