R.O.B.: *wooop woop woop*
"Yes, R.O.B. I get it."
R.O.B.: *woop woooooop*
"Look, you don't need to keep rubbing it in!"
Mr. G&W: *beep boop beep*
"Yes, I know. He was right about Steve being next the next character, and I was wrong to assume he would be a Mii Fighter costume. But can you blame me? That's what I thought, because I didn't think he'd have some fighting skills."
Pac-Man: *wakka wakka?*
"Oh, we're just discussing Steve."
Pac-Man: *wakka*
"Jesus Christ, three others too?!"
Mr. G&W: *beep boop*
"I will not date Alex".
R.O.B.: *wooop woop woop?*
"I might have dated the other girls, but Alex is the one exception."
Mr. G&W: *beep booooooop?*
"Alex doesn't have much character compared to the others."
Pac-Man: *wakka?*
Mr. G&W: *beep beep*
"Yeah, I know that I once dated Isabelle, but she at least had a semblance of character. Steve and the others from Minecraft have none."
Shulk: What's all the commotion here?
"You see, they're trying to get me to date Alex, but thing is, 1) I don't care for Minecraft, and 2) Alex doesn't have much of a character.
Shulk: I'll sell you this broken antenna if you date her.
R.O.B: *wooop woop*
"I'd rather date my mom again than go for Alex."
Palutena: "Did you say something about dating a certain someone, y/n?"
"Uh, uh, uh--"
Palutena: "That's what I thought you said."
Shulk: You were saying?
"Sold! Where's Alex?"
"So, you're the newbie here, huh?"
Alex: "You're the Goddess of Light's son, huh?"
"You know, that's literally the first thing that everyone asks me."
Alex: I guess word really does travel around fast, huh?
"Some have taken into consideration that being my sole trait."
Alex: So, tell me about this "bet" between you and your friends.
"I can't tell you. That's classified information."
Alex: We're the only ones in the room. It's safe to tell me.
"Okay, so, when I first came here, my friends did a bet that I would try do date every female, no exceptions."
Alex: Really?
"Yes, really. Like, I've had to go on dates with dogs and squid-kids and pale mannequins and umbra witches and whatnot. It was fun at first, but now, I dunno."
Alex: Is it fun?
"Well, it's good to get to know each girl."
Alex: Well, I can say that for once, I actually know someone that has character.
YOU ARE READING
Smash Females x male reader
FanfictionI'm too lazy to add descriptions, so here's a male and all the Smash females.
