"If you ever need to learn how to talk to a lady, ask your mum!"
(y/n) often heard those words repeating in his mind.
He didn't know why, but he felt oddly attracted to the Umbra witch.
He didn't know how or why, he just thought she was pretty.
He couldn't tell his mom, or else she'd faint of shock.
First, he had to consult the doctor on this.
Dr. Mario: "What-a seems to be the problem, (y/n)?"
"I have these feelings for this girl, but I can't say exactly who."
(y/n) whispered the exact girl's name to the doctor's ear; he stood in shock.
"I'm sorry, but I can't help you."
(y/n) had no other choice but to seek help from his best friends.
He felt he could trust them, because if he told his mom, she would flip out.
R.O.B.: *woop wop wop wooop*
Mr. G&W: *beep beep beeeeep*
Pac-Man: *waka waka*
Shulk: "You wanted to see us?"
"Yeah, I'm in love with this girl and I dunno how to tell her."
*waka waka wakkka!"
"Wait, you know?!"
"beeeeeeeeeeep beep"
"Oh, yes, we have."
*woop woop woop*
"What gave it away?"
*woop woop*
"Oh, those valentines cards!"
*beeeep beeep beep beep*
"And the hearts in my eyes?"
*Poyo poyo poyo!* (And you always get flustered around her!)
"You knew about this too, Kirby?"
*Pika pika!* (Same here!)
*Pi-pipipipi!* (As did I!)
"Good lord!"
A knock was heard on he door.
"Okay, listen everybody. None of you can ever tell this to anybody, ever."
He opened the door and saw the Umbra witch herself.
"Oh fjord!"
"We're gonna be going now."
"So, how much have you heard?"
Bayonetta: "Oh, just about all of it."
"So, I guess--"
She kissed him on the lips.
"Wait, I don't-- I shouldn't be doing this! I mean, Mom--"
"Oh, she won't know. We'll keep this our little secret."
The other characters outside had heard this in shock.
"Did they just kiss?"
*Waka waka* (They did! They did!)
*Pipipipipi!* (This is the greatest I've ever had witnessed!)
*beeep beep* (What do we do now?)
"We need to get this off our backs. Just don't tell Palutena about this!"
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Smash Females x male reader
FanfictionI'm too lazy to add descriptions, so here's a male and all the Smash females.
