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It's Not Sugar
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*teletubies theme song starts playing*
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Morning has come again to this god-forsaken Shiratorizawa Academy
I'm so excited to know
What the fuck
The cops will be called for today
If you asked me to choose the biggest sunnovabech
Tendō, hiding behind trees : Hello
Is this motherfucker
Assault, fraud, larceny, attempted jailbreak, insurance scams, etc...
With 16 convictions up his sleeve,
He's one mean son of bitch
Tendō : You call this country? Fuuu
Huh?
Tendō, what's that?
Tendō, holding a handbag and shows white powder : It's not sugar...
Oh my, he just got released yesterday and it's back already!
Tendō : *leaves the scene*
Huh? Tendō!
Where is Tendō going?
Let's follow him
Tendō, waving like a lunatic : Hi, Taichi
Kawanishi : Huh? Tendō!
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When'd you get out?
Tendō, offering his handbag : You wanna see what I got...?
Kawanishi : Let's see, let's see!
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What is it, what is it?
Tendō : *lift up his handbag*
Kawanishi : What did you get?
Tendō : *opened his bag to Kawanishi and smell his crack*
Oh my! Tendō!
Now you're dealing drugs?
Call 8008135 to Report Drug Dealers
Kawanishi, shock : You- You! You spiked my shit last time
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How- how do I know this is legit!
Tendō : It's legit, you wanna see?
Kawanishi : Lemme see! Lemme see! Lemme see!
Tendō, hand Kawanishi the crack : Here you go, here
Kawanishi and Tendō : *sniffs the powder together*
Oh my! Tendō! Kawanishi!
Pull yourselves together!
Kids are watching!
Tendō and Kawanishi : *still laughs like in a psychiatric facility*
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