Techno: can I buy you a drink?
Lesbian: I have a girlfriend
Techno: does she want one too?
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes 2
FanficI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)
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Techno: can I buy you a drink?
Lesbian: I have a girlfriend
Techno: does she want one too?