Wilbur: what if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Phil, talking the coffee pot as he walks by: what if you don't
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Technoblade Incorrect Quotes 2
FanfictionI DO NOT SHIP REAL PEOPLE, I DO NOT CONDONE SHIPPING REAL PEOPLE. ALL MY QUOTES RELATING TO RELATIONSHIPS ARE TO BE READ PLATONICALLY/AS A JOKE My second instalment of incorrect quotes from Technoblade and friends (go check out the first)
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Wilbur: what if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Phil, talking the coffee pot as he walks by: what if you don't