(Barry POOV)
I went out to go do bee shit because you know thats what bees do, they do b e e s t u f f.
Then i was headed towards Shreek's house when suddenly a god damn A X E (yes sisters yall dont kill bees with axes? Weirdos)
I dodge that shit like how i dodge my taxes (tAx eVaSiOn iS gOoD fOr yOu KiDs)
I look at who the f awk swong that at me
Well look who it is
Its
Fee own a
Shocking? Nope
Am i dead? Nope
Hotel? Trivago i mean-
Then she tried again
and-
*CLIFFHANGER SISTERS WOOOOOOOO AHAHHAHAAHAHAHA anyways im trying dont unfollow me pls*
YOU ARE READING
Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
Fanfiction!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
