*suddenly beeg bangs and crahses*
Barry what the shet was that
'bitch idfk'
Shall we go check it out?
'have you never watched a horror movie?? NEVER check out loud sounds'
oh ok
then suddenly the door came crashing down, revealing this being with a funni mask
"hi fellas"
'who tf are you?'
"My codename is Arsonist"
well that's delightful isnt it
"yeh"
'well, what u doin here'
"i was originally sent by Fiona to burn yalls house but since shes already paid the £100,000 im just not gonna do it"
'so you scammed Fiona'
"yeh"
lmao never liked that bitch
"neither, anyway another's gone to burn your old house"
'ok'
"they didnt get paid first because theyre a beginner"
ouch
"yeh"
'anyways so lets be pals'
"ok sure"
'great'
so they go off to scam Feet owe her about 50 more times to get more money
YOU ARE READING
Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
Fanfiction!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
