𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀 𝐀𝐂𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐘! preferences/imagines

them as things ive said pt2//p

i'm planning to make an imagine. ben or klaus? fight to the death in the comments 😀. just don't get any blood on my white shirt pls
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klaus; my dick fell off...
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five; you're the dumbest fucking person i've ever met.
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viktor; aye... AYE-
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diego; knives are beautiful
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ben; sorry, i have $700 dollar shoes, luv
(i actually do lmfao)
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klaus; sorry, i'm high rn. call me back later
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five; ..... so i highly recommend margaritas because they taste better-
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viktor: why do you exist
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diego; *cries in knives*
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ben; sorry, i cant hear you over this $100 dollar outfit
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klaus; why so mean ;(
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five; do you ever just wanna 🤜🏼🧑🏻‍🦱
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viktor; why do you care tf. the last time i checked, you were sucking the roof
(i was sleep deprived 😭)
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diego; why do ✨MEN✨
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ben; i hate everyone and everything
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𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒!
viktor; i hate men