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mark: bro can you pass me that pamphlet?
simon:
simon: 𝒷𝓇𝑜𝒸𝒽𝓊𝓇𝑒
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tommy: please don't say anything stupid on the way out
spud: i won't.
spud: *shakes priest's hand after the ceremony*
spud: so are you god's boyfriend?
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[ at the nightclub ]
spud: we can't go in! the sign says 18+ and there's only 4 of us!
simon: dude
mark: we'll just invite more people
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mark's mom: where's mark?
mark's dad: off shaming the family name
(relatable tbh)
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simon: why are you two holding hands?
tommy: studies show it relieves stress
simon: oh okay, begbie and i thought maybe you guys were dating or something
spud: we are. we're also really stressed.
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spud: i think i'd like to be a "stone cold b*tch"
mark: but you're the nicest guy i know
spud: well... i ate your leftover peach sorbet and i don't even care
mark: damn, that was so cold. i need a sweater.
spud: i also made you a sweater
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tommy: what's your password?
spud: snowwhiteandthesevendwarves
tommy: wait why?
spud: i don't know, it asked for eight characters
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spud: this is a disaster! the printer messed up the ink on mark's birthday invitations! it was supposed to say "mark's birthday"
simon: well what does it say now?
spud: "mark's bi"
simon: still works
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begbie: truth or dare?
mark: truth
begbie: what's your credit card number?
mark: ...
mark: dare
begbie: i dare you to tell me your credit card number
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simon: jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without a brain
simon: a ray of hope for my friends.
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simon: try not to fall in love with me.
mark: that's... going to be hard because...
mark: ...i have really low standards.
simon: fuck you.
(scena scartata dei libri, me l'ha detto irvine)
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e per concludere memino
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sto facendo del mio meglio per non fare battute sul fatto che questa è la 69esima parte ma mentalmente ho 2 anni👉👉
