sickrent? idk her. in this house adoriamo spud e tommy <3
comunque ci sono entrambi, enjoyyy
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spud: do you know what bees make?
tommy: honey?
spud: yes dear?
tommy: :)
simon: mark, do you know what bees make?
mark: some stupid annoying sound. the fuck do you want?
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spud: can i buy you a drink?
tommy: i have a girlfriend
spud, counting his coins on the table: it's okay, if we add her... you two get a big and i'll have something small!
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spud: do you ever just see something that changes your life and you're just like, huh!
tommy: i saw you
spud: honestly that's so nice and sweet and it makes this really awkward because i was just gonna show you this picture of begbie without his moustache
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mark, working as a police operator: 911 what's your emergency
simon: HELP I CAN'T FIND MY UPSEXY
mark: what's upsexy?
simon: nothing much what's up with you
mark: okay we're coming to arrest you
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interviewer: what's your biggest weakness?
mark: i can be uncoperative
interviewer: can you give me an example?
mark: no
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simon, pulling out a box: we are going to put everything we love in this box
badpeaks : can i put spud in the box?
simon: no.
io: can i put spud in the box?
simon: WE'RE NOT PUTTING SPUD IN THE BOX
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spud: nose
spud: just typed that with my nose!
mark: heart
spud: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU OKAY
(questa mi ammazza ogni volta che la leggo shxiwjzi)
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spud, panicking: excuse me, have you seen my boyfriend???
person: what does he look like?
spud, sobbing: beautiful
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tommy: is something burning?
spud: yeah, my desire for you
tommy: the toaster is on fire
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spud: tommy, guess what this shirt is made of
tommy: we've been dating for three years, i know it's made of boyfriend–
