-----3 DAYS AFGTER THE BATTEL AND ENGINEERE TAKING A SHIT-----------
everypne on the base was getting worried. ms pauling had been gone for a while and none. of thwm knew when the gau police would show up.
spy, snipoer, enginer, and pyro were all siting in yhe living area talking about it because not having a scout nd a sokdier was becoming an issue. also pyro and engjneer are dating now :)
"roight. its been over a week now mates. normally ms pauiling would be bakc by now." sniper said astraulia
"hm. for oncw, u r quite correct Bushmsn." soy said and lit a cigarett . "it is strange rhat we havent heard from her at all eithere."
"do y'all think domething mightve happened to her?" engy said
just then the door opened and IT WAS MS PAULING!!!!!
"hi guys :3 sorry for tajing so long but finding a scout yhat isnt annoyin was harder than i tjoght. BUT i have the new soldier with me right Now" ms oauljng said and she movd out of the way AND IT WAS ........
...............
MERASMU????????S
"GREEETINGS MORTTALS" MERASMUS SAYED TO THEM!!!!!
"WHAT LE FUCK?????! MERASMHS????" spy screamed and snioer, engynewre, and pyro ALL GOT THEIR WEAPONS!!
"GET OUTTA HERE MATE!!! OTS NOT EVEN HALLOWEEN YET!!!" sniper yelled bc in this fanfic its like summer or something even though it's nearly halloween as im writing this which is how i got the idea to add merasmus in the first place but . sniper doesn't know that because i hate him
"guys its ok!!!?! hes the new soldier" ms pauling explaind calmly. "hes not here to atrack u"
"oh...... wait WOT????" sniper said surprisingly
"HES le new soldier?!?! he s not even in le military-" spy said and thrn he realizd their old soldier was never in the military either so then he was just like ok whatever
"YES MORTALS!!" meraxmhs said to them "AND I HEARD SOLDUER DIED OF HOMOPHOBIA!!! 'LOL!!!!' PRETTY 'SWAG' AND 'EPIC' IN MY OPINION!!" merams said also and the otgers just groaned and faceplamed and made faces like -_- bc Meradmus was being Cringe
"roigt....ok........... well, we'll go tell the othres." sniper grumnled. ms pauling nodded.
"ok thanks. i will be back when i find a new sxout which probably wont happen very soon bc the author still has no idea what the fuck they're doing and they're literally just making this up as they go along!!" ms paulinh said and then she drove away
--------++++++LATER-
"MERASMUD IS THE NEW SPOLDER????!!" said heavy, meduc, and demoman in surpruse.
"yeh. oi know. kinda crazy" snoper replyd "but ms paling said hes not here to kill us so. yeah"
medic hmmmmmd and then sayed "how do ve know he is telling zhe truyth??"
"FOOLS;!" merasmua screaamed "i have NO READON TO FIGHT U NOW THAT SPLDIER IS DEAD!!" he scrsamed again.
demo man glraed at him. "and ye eill help us fight the gay policw, yeah?" he questioned suspiciouly
"OF COURSW MORTALS!!!!! FOR I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL MERADMUS, AM BISEXUA;L AND NONBINARY!!" he announcd. "I GO BY ANY PRONOUNS!!" he added and lsughed evilly
"omg. swag." the mercs said (except pyro wjo just clapped and gvae a thumbs up) and also me because i like to project onto all of my comfort characters lol
"so that is setled." said hevy. "there is no new scout?"
"non." spy said back kind of crossly bc tbh he was still mad at hesvy and medic. "ms paaulinh is still loking for one."
"hmmg. ok" hevy said and then he loked at medic. "doktor. let us go eat sandvicg." he said and medic grinmed and said ok and they both got up and went to go to the kitchwn.
heavy lokked bacj and glarewd at spy. spu glardd back angerly. snuper and engineer both shhook their heads. demolition man drank more alcphol. pyro drew on the walls with crayon. merasmus just stood there awkwardly bc he had no idea what the fuck that was all about LOL
------------&LATER AGAIN-----------
the Spy was jn his smokjng room agakn pacing bakc and forth with a scowl on his facw. he was so fucking mad
sudenly yhere was a knock at yhe door. "spoi? its me again. tf2 sni-"
"yes i know who u are u fucking imbecile!!" spu snapd at him. ghen he felt bad. ".... my apologise" he sajd. "i sm just upset still. u may entre."
so thrn sniper waljed into the room. "ur still sad about medic huh?" he said to yhe Frenchman
"NON!!! I AM PISSED LE FUCK OFF!!" spy yeled in response "HOW COULD HE CHEAT ON ME WIYH LE HEAVY?? I LOVD HIM FIRST!!! HE DHOULD BE WITH ME!!!"
"woaj, mate-"
"THAT JS WHY.... i have been thinking" spy siad "of trying to get bsck with le medic-"
"no, mate, dont-"
"becase i thknk what me abd medic had waz special, and TO GET BSCK AT LE HEAVY FOR STEALJNG MY BOYFRIEND" spu ssid
snoper sighdd. "mate. remnember what i told u? thst medjc isnf good enough for u?"
"yes i remember" spy begsn " but i should also remknd u that u are cringe nd u smell bad so ur opinion le garbage. honhonhon" spy said meanly. snoper looked rly hurt and he made a face like this > 😔
spu felt kinda bad for being so mean ti sniper so ge said "look i appreciate u trying to help me. but i do not need it. i can gt back tigether with mdic. u will see" anf then spy walked out of the room
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WHAT EILL HAPPen NEXT . you probably wont find out until like months after this part goes up but whatever cya
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how the spy does is gay
Fanfictionthis story contains GAY :3 ✋ if u dont like dont read XD this is how the story of spy and Medic and how the find of the spy of has his gay but is sniper jealous???!! andn then................THW GAY POLICE COME O__________O WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE...
