how the spy does is gay

seven

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"OMG NIEN SPY ZHIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" MEDIC SCREAME

"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"SPY YELLED AND THEN HE COLLAPSED TO THE GROUND STARTWD CRYINH

medic startwed to run ofver to spy. heavy grabed his hand "doktor-"

"NIEN DO NOT TOUCH ME!!!" medic said angerly and then he went over to spy. heavy was hreatbroken.

"HOW COULD U!!!!" spy sobed sadly. medic touched his shouldr and ssaid "spy i am so zhorry i would never-"

spy slapped his hand away. "NON!!!! JE VAIS ALLER PRENDRE UNE PISSE!!!" spy screamd

"W-WHAT DOES ZHAT MEAN??" medic said worriedlu on the verge of tearse

"IT MEANS..... I DONT LOVE U ANYMOR........ IN FRENCH!!!!!!!" spy wailed and then he ran out of the room cryinh.

"SPY WAIT!!" mdic ylled and he got up to go after him but heavy grabbed his shoulder. "let him go doktro. hhe needs to be alonw." said the rusian

mdeic shruged heavy's hand off of his shoudler. "ZHIS IS ALL UR FAULT!!" he yelled loudly and angirily. heavy froned at this.

"doktor u kised bakc. this is ur fault also! do  not blamw this solely on heavy." heavy said in russia accent becase he is from there

medic strted started to cri...................

--------------------------------outsidw near snipre's vane--------------------------------------

"wellp ah told pahro. what about yall" egninre said to snipre who was outsied. as well.

"yeh i told demo. hhes bi ynknow mate?" snipe said to enginnere.

wngineer smild. "ok cool pardner." he then loojed arund. "wheer are medic and spiy? they shhould be here by now." he noticed

suddennly spy ran outside crying!!!!

"OMG spy whats wwrong pratner??!!!?" engneer sayed. spy went over to them and he was stilll crying and he said "I WWENT TO GET MDEIC TO HLP ME WITH SOUT AND HE WAS KISING LE HEAVY!!!!" sppy wailed. he collasppsed onto the grround again. enginerre comforted him.

"awh spah. ahm sorry to hear thhat." wginginere said andnd he put a hand on his backc. spy was stilw crign.

snipre froned. he didny like spy but he alsp dosent like cheatres either and spi did nothing to desreve that .

"im sorry mate. i truly am" snipwre said "but did u tell sccount whats goign on?" he quetsionmed

spy shook his head. "non. scopt was too busy playijng that abysmal 'fort night' game." he said sadnly. snipre sighed in exasperation. "ok.ill go tell him mate. u stay hre." snippre said

"thank u snipre." spy said sole,mnly.

-----------------------insidw the base---------------------------------

medice was sittinh in the livwing room area with fhis face in hhis hands. he screwd up big time. then snipre walked in.

"mate." he groweled. "whst u did to spy wasnt cool mate."

"i KNOW!!!" medice wailed."ots just zhat i havbe always loeved zhe heavy but i did not knnow he vas gay and but i knew sspy whas vhen he kised me adn i just thiught that i could get over zhe hevy--"

"u used him." sniper said angerly. maedic gapsed. "nien!! i jsut-"

"i dnot want to hear it mate." snip said nd then he walked away. medic strated toc ry again

---------------------in souts room--------------------------------------------------

scout was donw playing fortnite for th e dy and now he was watching his favproutite Twitch streamer ninja

ninja died and scout gaspsed. "OMG STREAM SNIPER!!!!" scout shoutwed angrily as ninja began filing a report

"stream what mate?" sniper said as he walked in. lol

"not u dumbasse." scount said bitterl.y. "some loser killwed ninja in fortnite and OBVIOUSLY theyre stream snipinh and not jusy someone playing the game" scuot said

"ok whatever. anyway mate" snipe said "spy camew by earlier to tell u smething but u were playinh fortinite so now can i tell yu?" snipre said

scput roled his eyes. "yeah sure but make it quikc. im watchin ninja here" he siad

sniper tooj a deep breath and said "spy, medc, engineere, heaavy, and i wre gay, demomsn is bi, soldiwr is dead, and teh gay policw are comin to kill us."

"WHAT??????!!! YOU GUYS ARE GAY???????????!!" scout screamd. sniper went :| like thata

"mate, listen--"

"DONT 'MATE' ME BRO!!!!!! UR GAY THATS SO WEIRD OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! ARE U GONNA KISS ME OR SIOMETHIN!!!!!!" sccout yelled

"no mate. yer fuckin ugly and annoying. no one would kiss u." sniper retorted. #roasted

suddenly ms paulinh came in!!

"hey guys whats goin--"

"OMG MISS PAULIGN!!!!THEYRE ALL GAY!!!! THERE ARE GAYS EVERYWHERE CAN U BELIEVE THIS!!!!!" scout shrieked.

"scout." ms pauling said "i am a lesbian."

"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" scout screamd and then he died

"lol" said ms paling and sniper in unison.

"anyway u guys r gay? thats cool. but kjeep it a swcret for now bc trump has the gay police." ms pallling said "im gonna go recruit a new scopt i guess. good riddance." 

"hhold on a moment mate." snipwr said. "they gay poilice alredy know abt us."

"WHAT!!!"ms pulling said. "how??"

"slodier called domnald trump. he found aout about our gay." snipe said "he is dead now also."

ms pauling mhmed. "thhis is troublign news. but domt weorry. ithink we can taek them." she said smartly

"yeh thats our plan too" snipre said. "cmon. we gotta tell everyome scout died"

--------------otside------------------------------------------------

snimper nd ms paling went outside. everyone ws out theere, including havey and medic. sniper glared at thwm. heavey glared back and medic loojed away sadly. spyw wasstill cryign.

"what happened here?" ms ppauualing said. snnipre shjookm his head. "i will tell u later" he said back

"anywya guys. scout died of homophobia" snipmre said. everyone clapped

"so now ms paullign will recruit a nnew scoutn and a new soldier. hopefully they womt be dirty cishets lol'' sniper said. everyone applaueded

"and also im a lesbian" ms pauling added. the crwd cheered enthusiastically

"welp, thats done with" egnineere said. "nnow we just gotta wait for the new recuirts andn make a plan before th gay police come." 

snipre noded. "well mates" he said "lets get to it"

TO BE COTNTINUNINUEDNEUDE................................................................