Omg Why Are We Like This? (BMC Text Fic)

No You Do Not Have A Right To My Bones

I Will Steal Your Kneecaps: ATTENTION WHORES OF THIS HOUSE

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: ATTENTION FELLOW GAY WADS OF THIS GROUP CHAT

Too Gay For Rich's Shit: goddamnit i was having a good day 2

Too Gay For Rich's Shit: what random bs u 2 have 4 us 2day

I Drank The Tap Water: oh god theyve teamed up

Fuck You We're Juniors: i have no part in this

Fuck You We're Juniors: i have no clue where this is goin

I Will Steal Your Kneecaps: we just need Germany queer and we can begin

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: Brooke and Jenna are not steps we need to achieve our goal

Too Gay For Rich's Shit: im not a fan of the cult lingo ngl

Fuck You We're Juniors: neither am i but germany queer is amazing

Fuck You We're Juniors changed Heere and Queer's name to Germany Queer

I Will Steal Your Kneecaps: our presentation and not begin until father is present

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: tis mandatory we have at least Jake and Jeremy

PiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiNkBeRrY: what is happening rn

I Drank The Tap Water: idfk but whatever it is i dont fucking like it

Too Gay For Rich's Shit: yeah same

Fuck You We're Juniors: who let the short ones team up like

Fuck You We're Juniors: they're the scariest

I Drank The Tap Water: facts

PiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiNkBeRrY: can u just start ur presentation now

PiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiNkBeRrY: ur freaking me out

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: negative

I Will Steal Your Kneecaps: father must be present and he is not as of right now

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: so we cannot do that for you Brooke

I Drank The Tap Water: fuck this shit either my boyfriend's dumbass is gonna get online so we can get this bullshit over with or imma break into his house

I Drank The Tap Water: im over this shit

His Name Was Chad's dms with Off Brand Heteroni And Cheese

His Name Was Chad: JEREMY

His Name Was Chad: MCFUCKING

His Name Was Chad: HEERE

His Name Was Chad: YOU BEST GET YOUR ASS ONLINE RN

Off Brand Heteroni And Cheese: jesus calm the fuck down

Off Brand Heteroni And Cheese: i was trying to vibe to the lightning thief you bitch

His Name Was Chad: yes i know im terrible but rich and christine are being fucking cult leaders rn and unless you get your ass online and responding to them they aint gonna start their goddamn "presentation" so we can get this bullshit over with.

Off Brand Heteroni And Cheese: calm your tits Michelle

Off Brand Heteroni And Cheese: and you're not terrible