Omg Why Are We Like This? (BMC Text Fic)

Jeremu Fricken Heere

I Drank The Tap Water: gays

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: here we go again

That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: christine u b stealin peoples phones again

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: Guys I'm at rehearsal.

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: can't talk rn

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: be back later

PiIiIiIiIiIiIinKbErRy: michael what did u do

I Drank The Tap Water: idk

I Drank The Tap Water: jere's mad at me tho

PiIiIiIiIiIiIinKbErRy: isn't he in the play

I Drank The Tap Water: oh rite...

That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: he said something about not going today

Fuck You We're Juniors: michael what did you do

I Drank The Tap Water: again.

I Drank The Tap Water: I DON'T KNOW

Mythic Bitch: what do u think u did

I Drank The Tap Water: ...

I Drank The Tap Water: guys i stg

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: oh shit

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: hes not even telling u what u did?

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: must be bad

I Drank The Tap Water: finally someone who understands

Mythic Bitch: boi you fucked up

Fuck You We're Juniors: oh damn how serious is this?

PiIiIiIiIiIiIinKbErRy: they tell each other literally everything

Fuck You We're Juniors: yeah but even when their mad at each other?

That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: yes

Fuck You We're Juniors: oh fuck

That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: code blue?

I Drank The Tap Water: code blue

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: we gon spam him yet?

Mythic Bitch: ur call micha

I Drank The Tap Water: umm...

Fuck You We're Juniors: excuse me

Fuck You We're Juniors: the fuck is a code blue?

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: oh shit we on a code blue?

Fuck You We're Juniors: WHY DOES NO ONE TELL ME THINGS?????

Mythic Bitch: in a nutshell code blue is really bad fights/their really mad at u

I Drank The Tap Water: ok that's died down too much

I Drank The Tap Water: aye if you've already started to spam him

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: aye

Mythic Bitch: aye

PiIiIiIiIiIiIinKbErRy: aye

That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: aye

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: aye

Heere and Queer: guys the fuck?

Heere and Queer: 40 messages in like 5 minuets?

Heere and Queer: and why are you guys spamming me?

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: JEREMU FRICKEN HEERE WHY YOU NO ANSWER YOUR BOYF????

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: WHY YOU MAD AT HIM?????????

Heere and Queer: I'm not?

I Drank The Tap Water: you left me on read

Heere and Queer: I'm sorry I was dying.

That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: ???

Heere and Queer: If you haven't noticed I'm sick.

Fuck You We're Juniors: wait you are?

Heere and Queer: I stg-

Heere and Queer: I was throwing up in the bathroom for fucks sake

I Drank The Tap Water: ooooooooooohhhhhhhh

Heere and Queer: I would tell you if I was mad at you.

PiIiIiIiIiIiIinKbErRy: that's why we called a code blue

Heere and Queer: you guys need to overdose on chill pills

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: I'M SORRY I'M NEVER TOUCHING ONE OF THOSE STUPID FUCKING COMPUTERS AGAIN!!!!!!!

Heere and Queer: *sighs* an expression rich

Fuck You We're Juniors: WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT DOESN'T GET TOLD THINGS?????