Omg Why Are We Like This? (BMC Text Fic)

What The Fuck Richard

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: storytime

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: i snorted fundip powder earlier

Heere and Queer: I'm sorry

Heere and Queer: WHAT

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: i snorted fundip powder earlier

Heere and Queer: no I understood that. But why tho

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: idk i was bored and it was there

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: jake endorsed me

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: it's fine

I Drank The Tap Water: what the fuck richard

Heere and Queer: jake i stG-

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: he snorted drink powder and is dying

Heere and Queer: i fucking hate both of you so goddamn much

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: rude

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: WHEN MY SON WAS NEWLY BORN I DIED

I Drank The Tap Water: BUT IM NOT WHAT I SEEM OR AM I STICK AROUND AND YOULL SUDDENLY SEYMORE

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: DIVORCED

I Drank The Tap Water: ICH BIN ANNA OF CLEVES

I Drank The Tap Water: JA

Heere and Queer: as much as i love six 

Heere and Queer: imma proceed to yell at yall while they do this

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: WHEN HE SAW MY PORTRAIT HE WAS LIKE

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: JA

Heere and Queer: why the fuck would either of you snort sugar

I Drank The Tap Water: BUT I DIDNT LOOK AS GOOD AS I DID IN MY PIC

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: FUNNY HOW WE ALL DISCUSSED THAT BUT NEVER HENERY'S LITTLE

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: PRICK UP YOUR EARS IM THE KATHRINE WHO LOST HER HEAD

Fuck You We're Juniors: for the lols and the hype

I Drank The Tap Water: BEHEADED

Fuck You We're Juniors: but like fuck man my nose hurts

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: FOR MY PROMISCUITY OUTSIDE OF WED

I Drank The Tap Water: LOCK UP YOUR HUSBANDS

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: LOCK UP YOUR SONS

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: K HOWARD IS HEERE AND THE FUNS BEGUUUUUNNNN

Heere and Queer: this is why you don't snort sugar

I Drank The Tap Water: SURVIVED

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: 5 DOWN IM THE FINAL WIFE

Heere and Queer: fuck it

I Drank The Tap Water: I SAW HIM TO THE END OF HIS LIFE

Heere and Queer: IM THE SURVIVOR CATHRINE PARR

I Drank The Tap Water: I BET CHA WANNA KNOW HOW I GOT THIS FAR

*insert the rest of the six soundtrack because I don't wanna type it out*

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based on a true story. I snorted fundip powder and my friend snorted drink mix. She was in pain the rest of the day.