You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: gays
You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: Guess what I did
I Will Steal Your Kneecaps: that is never a good phrase when it comes from u
Fuck You We're Juniors: oh fuc
Fuck You We're Juniors: crissy wht the hell did u do?
Heere And Queer: *already has shoes on and is waiting by the door to bolt if necessary*
You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: it wasn't anything bad
You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: I just learned from Chloe, Brooke, and Jenna
Heere And Queer: *Concerned and triggered dad noises intensify*
Mythic Bitch: what did we teach u
PiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiNkBeRrY: idk
PiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiNkBeRrY: probably gon get our asses beat tho
I Will Steal Your Kneecaps: tbh thats gonna be funny
Mythic Bitch: stfu rich
That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: child tf did u do?
You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: broke into my parent's liquor cabinet.
Heere And Queer: NOPE
Heere And Queer: JeReMy MaKeS aN eXiT
I Will Steal Your Kneecaps: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU 3 TEACH HER?????
Fuck You We're Juniors: welp their gonners
Fuck You We're Juniors: anyone up for funeral planning?
You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: oh yeah!
You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: Almost foregot
You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: Jake taught me how to make shots
I Drank The Tap Water: I leave to shower and come back to this
I Drank The Tap Water: Jake you're dead when jere reads these
I Drank The Tap Water: The other 3 are dead after jeremy brakes down crissy's door
I Will Steal Your Kneecaps: We are all gathered heere today to mourn the loss of our four near and dear friends: generic roland, off brand heather chandler, cinnamon roll, and jd but gay as hell
I Drank The Tap Water: they lived good lives
Heere And Queer: SHE HAS BEEN STOPPED!!
You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: you guys never let me have fun
Heere And Queer: do as we say and not as we do
You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: well jake clearly instructed me that "This is how you make shots"
Heere And Queer: ...
I Drank The Tap Water: Rich your boyfriend is so dead
Heere And Queer: Micha could you corner the other dipshits while I go commit murder and make it look like a suicide?
I Drank The Tap Water: with pleasure
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I head cannon Jeremy as the overprotective dad friend fuck off.
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