Omg Why Are We Like This? (BMC Text Fic)

How High Are You?

I Drank The Tap Water: broskiez

I Drank The Tap Water: i had an epifiny

That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: oh god

Fuck You We're Juniors: here we go again

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: shut up

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: let the man speak

I Drank The Tap Water: thabm yoy rich

I Drank The Tap Water: but hear me out

Mythic Bitch: oh fuck

PiIiIiIiIiIiIinKbErRy: rich what have u done

I Drank The Tap Water: shut the fuck up

I Drank The Tap Water: let rich di sahtevet he wantz

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: jesus fuck rich

PiIiIiIiIiIiIinKbErRy: jeremy can and will kill u 4 swearing

PiIiIiIiIiIiIinKbErRy: u know that rite crissy

That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: let the high man speak so we can get through this shit

I Drank The Tap Water: thanm u

I Drank The Tap Water: biw want i was saying before k eas so rudely intuoerd by like all of youz saz

I Drank The Tap Water: what if were all chilli peppers

I Drank The Tap Water: and we just never noticed

Fuck You We're Juniors: shufiwchajdiekcl

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: it has been decided

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: high Michael is best Michael.

Heere and Queer: unlike some of you I actually would like too sleep

Heere and Queer: but sleep is a luxury only few can afford.

Mythic Bitch: shit we woke dad up

That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: nice knowing yall

Heere and Queer: Michael

Heere and Queer: babe

Heere and Queer: how high are you?

I Drank The Tap Water: like 5'6

Heere and Queer: go to bed

I Drank The Tap Water: sleep is for the weak

Heere and Queer: and the high now sleep

Heere and Queer: actually all of you

Heere and Queer: go to bed

Heere and Queer: it's 3 am and we have school tomorrow unfortunately.

Mythic Bitch: wait u don't go 2 bed at unholy hours of the night

Heere and Queer: no I have a decently healthy sleep schedule

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: healthy sleep schedule? Who's she never heard of her.

Fuck You We're Juniors: u should write a guide on how 2 slep healthy

Heere and Queer: Jake bed now

Heere and Queer: boom easy as that

Heere and Queer: again

Heere and Queer: all of you.

Heere and Queer: bed

Heere and Queer: Now

You Have Summoned The Theater Geek: oh fuck dad's mad

Heere and Queer: watch your fucking language Christine Canagula

Heere and Queer: and go to BED LIKE DAMNIT HOW HARD IS IT TO SLEEP AT A NORMAL HOUR

That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: oop

Heere and Queer: Jenn a

That's Why Her Hair Is So Big: im going im going

Heere and Queer: all of you better be sleeping by this time tomorrow. Just a fiar warning

I Will Steal You Kneecaps: yes father

Heere and Queer: DID I NOT JUST SAY TO FCUKING GET YOUR ASS TO SLEEP???????