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Hon
who is this?Mira
#offendedMira
who the hell are you?Hon
why are you texting katerina?Mira
katerina?Mira
Oooh you mean katherine?Mira
also um, who are you? why are you on her phone?Hon
My name is Klaus Mikaelson.Hon
are you an associate of katerina's?Mira
i'm her friendHon
she doesn't have friends...Mira
then what am I?Mira
A POTATOE?Hon
how am I supposed to know?Mira
why the hell do you even have her phone?Hon
long story, too lazy to typeMira
moodMira
but stillMira
WHERE IS SHE, YOU GREMLIN?!!Hon
I can assure you, love, you wouldn't call me a gremlin if you saw me.Mira
wow. conceited much?Hon
yes, very.Mira
nice, I like it.Hon
I can see why someone like Katerina likes youMira
what's not to like?Hon
wow. conceited much?Mira
did you type that out or just copy and paste?Hon
I don't need you calling me out like that.Hon
You're interesting.Mira
so is hanging upside down and trying not to barf while your friend records youMira
your point being?
YOU ARE READING
Bitchy but Badass --- Katherine Pierce
Fanfiction"You're cute, not as much as me, but I wouldn't want to kill you that much. " "Thanks?" "Welcome :)" Sugar and Spice and everything...